[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:

None, but the guest called "Freddy & Eddie's" to talk about their store/services. Dave suggested they carry a Billy Morrison mask to spice up any relationship.

[Quotes]:

"Isn't Redlands and Bakersfield kind've the same thing? But there's a lot of crystal meth in both places. That is true." [Dave, Billy laughing]
"I prefer the crystal in Redlands." [Donovan]
"The Redlands crystal is far superior to the Bakersfield crystal, so I'll give you that." [Dave]

"oh, look at that. Could there be a little homosexual tension here?" [Dave, after Alec said he had a song for Billy, everybody laughs]

"But it's for couples to go and get like sex toys and, why would you want to do that with someone you're in a relationship with?" [Dave, about the Freddy's and Eddie's shop]
"I was just thinking the same thing." [Billy]
"I mean these guys must be going out of business soon." [Dave, everyone laughs]
"I've always thought the sex shop was the domain of the single man." [Billy]
"It really is. Unless they're selling like a six pack of coke and a pizza, I really have no reason to go in there. DVD's maybe." [Dave]

"Personally, I'd have to kill a drifter to get an erection." [Dave]