Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[11/05/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Guest(s)]: Brett Hellings, Dale Gloria, Suicide Girls (Missy, Bee Jellyfish & Alexis)
[Phone-Ins]: Kennedy

[Absentees]: Matt and Donovan were out for unknown reasons.

Early on, the guys shared how they were excited to do the show tonight, and arrived early, but apparently their key cards to the station wouldn't work before their show, though they still found a way in.

Dave called up his cousin Johnny Navarro trying to get an update on his myspace date/relationship, and Johnny told him he couldn't talk because he was helping his dad move.

Brett Hellings was their first guest, with his manager Dale Gloria. He performed the Rolling Stones' "Jumping Jack Flash" with Billy playing guitar. Gilby Clarke was originally scheduled to play with him, but he never made it up. Gilby's manager actually called in and said he was "stranded in the lobby."

There was one caller who was a member of MUFON [Mutual UFO Network], which Dave is also a member of. After he talked with Dave for a little bit, Billy starts making fun of them with their "We're very excited about the convention" bit in a nerdy voice, to which Dave was asking him to quit doing.

When the Suicide Girls came, they invited Dave to come on their show sometime, and Dave said he'd bring his digital camera in as well.

[Girls From The Weekly]:

Unfortunately, tonights show was another unlucky one for the guys. First, they called Missy, who immediately hung up. Next was Brooke who they started talking to, but when asked for a compelling story, she hung up. Finally, the third girl they tried, Kaelin, didn't answer.

[Questions]:

For $103 worth of stuff:
"If you can call us up and tell us who originally did this song ["Action"], you'll win some fabulous prize." [asked by Billy, answer: The Sweets]

[Quotes]:

"By the way TK, we're going to have to call custodial services because an entire glass of water just came out of Dale's vagina." [Dave, everyone laughs]
"No, Dave! Why did you do that? Oh my god!" [Dale]

"Um, Alexis actually had a great line about that earlier." [Missy]
"What is that line, Alexis? Step to the mic, step step to the mic." [Dave]
"Short guys are closer to where they need to be to get the job done." [Alexis]
"Ah, my new found friend Alexis over here." [Billy]
"But Alexis, what are you, like 5'11"? Oh, you've got some heels on. And the good thing with that is that, with you with heels on, I'm closer to where I need to be. It's a double entondra." [Dave]

"Oh, here's my receipt of my food. I was wondering where that was." [Bee]
"Ok, that's really fascinating." [Dave]
"Back to eight listeners. We dropped one there." [Billy]

"Vulnerable is the new nervous, see what I'm saying? It just sounds sexier. It just sounds more in touch with my heart." [Dave]
"Yeah, it does. You have feelings and they're deep." [Missy]
"I really do. I feel and I break just like a little girl." [Dave]
"Awww." [Missy & Bee]
"Oh god." [Billy]

"It's definately legal to place an ad in the LA Weekly for crying out loud. Turn to page 32, you'll see my ad." [Dave]
"Right. 'For A Good Time.'" [Billy]

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