[Quotes]:

"Donovan's holding a sign that says 'Go to song immediately.'" [Billy]

"And here's the thing also, the good thing about porn and online porn and so forth in a relationship, is that if you're deep into the porn world and you're having sex with your wife, maybe of seven years, it's much easier to imagine she's somebody else." [Dave]

"Although I've always wondered what it would be like to have an affair with a woman who is in music ... and see what that would be like." [Dave]
"And why would you want to do that?" [Terri]
"It just came to me today." [Dave, with everyone laughing] "It came to me long before today, Dave, about you. But you know, it's a dream, it's a pipe dream." [Terri, with everyone laughing]

"I'm going to actually take him to where no man has gone before. I'm going to boldy take William Shatner into space." [Dave]

"People don't usually like it when you play with their wigs." [Dave, to Terri about William Shatner]

"We have self-esteem issues." [Donovan, to Terry after saying there were plenty of tickets left for the show]