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[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:
The only caller was a female who wanted some feedback on how to celebrate her boyfriends birthday. She planned to hand cuff him, let him watch football on direct tv, dress up in the school girl outfit, and order pizza. Dave suggested she bought an actual gift for him too. Towards the end, Dave said the key thing was to do the their thing before the football game so he could sit back and relax.
[Questions]:
For a pair of tickets to "Dirty Love" premeire:
"What film is this line from: 'I said something about teaching loss, you're gonna learn about loss.." [asked by Dave, answer: (not given)]
For the "Dirty Love" tickets OR CF board shorts:
"What band performed this song? [Cops theme song]" [asked by Dave, answer: Inner Circle]
[Quotes]:
"And the show wraps up on tuesday, so I'm going to have to come up with much more creative reasons why I can't come in here." [Dave, refering to RockStar]
"So what you're saying is I'll forward you all the email requests for Camp Freddy to do benefits for New Orleans." [Billy, after Dave said you can't have too many benefits for this disaster]
"That'd be interesting if you start forwarding me information about Camp Freddy. Wow, what a novel idea, Billy." [Dave]
"Wow Dave. Are you going to take it there?" [Billy]
"You took it there, I'm just responding. Didn't I just respond?" [Dave]
"Listeners, listeners, this is a Navarro-Morrison cat fight actually live." [Billy]
"It's not really a cat fight. I just never really know what's going on." [Dave]
"You know we bring the stars here, and that was legendary Helen Keller calling the station!" [Dave, after a caller didn't say anything when they answered]
"Like why didn't you tell me to F-off when I showed my face in the window?" [Dickie, to Dave after mentioning he's a different person on RockStar]
"Because I knew you'd come in and we'd spend the next 40 minutes talking about me. No, I can tell you exactly how I went from that old persona to the new is that I stopped shooting heroin and cocaine." [Dave, everybody laughs]
"Which kind've helps in the personality stakes." [Billy]
"Makes you a little more pleasant to hang around." [Dave]
"Hey Billy, do you have to pee by any chance?" [Dave]
"I don't." [Billy]
"Hmm." [Dave]
"But shall I come anyway?" [Billy]
"Come anyway because I get lonely in there." [Dave]
"I'll come for a walk. This is what we do here." [Billy]