Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[09/16/06]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Guest(s)]: James Hall

[Absentees]: Matt and Donovan were out for unknown reasons.

This was Dave's first show in over four months. When catching up with Billy, he mentioned he got a new tattoo that reads "I Have One, But Not By Choice"
While taking calls, Dave noticed Billy playing with a Darth Vader mask and turned it on for a minute. Billy interupted Dave with it while he was talking to a caller.

Dave tried to call Tom Green, but was unable to get him and it went to his fax machine. When they took a caller after this, they were on a delay and made a joke about his fax calling them back.

Dave had the idea to bring the Girls From The Weekly segment back, and said that next week he wanted to call a girl at the top of next weeks show and have a girl there within the show.

While talking to James, Dave brought up how John Frusciante showed up to a Porno For Pyros session, which Dave was a part of, with a bicycle and a deck of playing cards and spun the wheel and had the card hitting the wheel as it was spinning and asked what everyone thought.

Dave brought up his Sean Penn experience, where he came out of the gym and was greeted by the press who wanted to talk to him about his divorce. Dave got upset and put the camera lens in one of their faces, then later talked to the guy and avoided having any assault charges brought against him.

[Quotes]:

"Let me tell you something, he's so excited that I'm back. I know he put some of that pop secret in the microwave, he cooked that up, kicked his shoes off.." [Dave, about program director Michael Steel]
"Settled down in front of the fire." [Billy]
"And he settled back, turned on his radio" [Dave]
"Turned the phones off for the next two hours, he's settling in with Navarro." [Billy]
"Exactly! He's like 'Oh, my boys back!'" [Dave]

"Billy, ya gotta turn that off. I swear to god, I'm gonna smash that thing into two." [Dave]
"He wanted that in 1977, not 2006." [Darren the engineer]
"'77 I wanted it, it's not looking so good now." [Dave]

"This room is 12 feet by 12 feet, he has literally walked 8 miles in the past six minutes." [Dave, about Billy]

"No, I'm not going to actually engage in anything questionable." [Dave, about bringing back the Girls From The Weekly]
"It's the business of show." [Billy]
"There will be no question as to what I'm doing." [Dave, everybody laughs]

"I have to ask you this, should we call someone from the Weekly now and set it up for next week?" [Dave]
"I think it's very exciting to actually.., I know you're excited to do it, but I think it's kinda like, ya know when Phil Collins played Live Aid twice in the same day." [Billy, to Dave]
"But if you're going to equate anything I'm gonna do with Phil Collins, I'm all ready off to a bad start." [Dave]

"See, that yet again is another testement to what we were talking about when we were in the mens room together." [Billy, to Dave about his Sean Penn moment]
"It really is. Oh, Billy.." [Dave]
"It always comes back to that, right?" [Billy]
"Billy, don't lie, we weren't talking at all." [Dave]

"Yes, we are back for the last five minutes. It's been an absolute blast having you back." [Billy]
"Dude, this has been literally the best two hours of your life." [Dave, everyone laughs]

"The guy spent 10 years poking and proding animals.." [Billy, about The Crocodile Hunter]
"Eventually something was going to happen." [Dave]
"And going 'Look kids, this is a very dangerous animal and I'm about to kiss it on the lips!'" [Billy]
"I know. Well, there's a reason why he didn't call himself the Stingray Hunter, wasn't so familiar with them." [Dave]
"Oh my god." [Billy, laughing]
"You're the one saying it's Karma, I'm just saying at least he named himself right." [Dave]

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