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[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:
First, Alex wanted to know how to keep things going after being married for seven years and three kids. All Dave could recommend is for her to play Carmen's striptease videos while making love, or get some toys, maybe even porn. Ione just suggested to hang in there until the golden years when the children are old enough to move out.
Next, a male caller wanted to know "what the hell is wrong with women these days?" He treated a woman like a queen, and then she turned around on him and tried to change him. Dave suggested leaving her because she's trying to change things about him that actually attracted her. Ione suggested trying to compromise with her, which Dave didn't think would happen.
[Questions]:
For tickets to Arthurfest:
"How many years before it's [any given song] public domain?" [asked by Dave, answer: 70 years after the authors death]
"What Keanu Reeves movie that deals with Suicide?" [asked by Dave, answer: The Permanent Record]
"Your dad's a talented fella. In fact he's a good fella." [Dave, to Ione after she played Donovan's "Atlantis" that appeared on the "Good Fellas" soundtrack]
"No hookers, we didn't have time. I'll make a call on my way home from the car. Oh, I'll make that call, believe me, whether it's on the air or not." [Dave]
[Quotes]:
"The cool thing is that both of you guys make me cooler because I have my hot actress friend and then I have my English friend. And somehow an English friend makes me have more cred somehow in the community, I believe." [Dave, to Billy and Ione]
"Ya know, some guy just called in and said we were fulfilling a dream of his. Something about Ione Skye and that song and getting married and he had this whole scenario, frankly I think he needs a psychiatrist." [Dave, to Ione after playing T-Rex's "Life's A Gas"]