[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Guest(s)]: Rachel Hunter
[Absentees]: Matt and Donovan were absent for unknown reasons.
As soon as they came on, Dave started talking about their new assistant, Amanda. They also spoke about the recent Camp Freddy show and their night out with the remaining 8 from RockStar: INXS and used it as a segway to play Jordis' "The Man Who Sold The World" from the show.
TK was really excited because he had two A Perfect Circle remixes, which were, in everyones opinion, terrible. Before playing the second remix, he warned anyone who was about to jump to turn the radio off.
When Rachel Hunter arrived, they spoke to her about the dance show she was on. She spoke about the other contestants, particularly how it was hard to compete with a Soap Opera star, and how Patrick Swayze said it was rigged just before his dancing DVD came out. Later on, she shared her experiences on the Real Gilligans Island.
Camp Teddy did "Jailbreak" this week. Since they were at the recent CF show, they also spoke to the guys about that.
Towards the end of the show, a young woman called in to request a Cure song, but she didn't know the title of it. Dave helped figure it out with her, and then she asked him who he was, to which Billy replied "you have no idea what damage you did right there."
Before leaving, Dave decided to go off on a couple rants. First, he was going on about how other peoples dreams, including Carmen's, just aren't interesting. Second he talked about the freeway from downtown and how he has a friend that says where ever Dave is, and where ever he's going, it's on the way to his house. Next was pick-ups and drop-offs at the airport, which he shared he and Carmen refuse to do. Also, he spoke to Rachel about the "re-entry" when they come home from tours. He broke it down to a "three day science": 1, "great to see you"/unwind; 2, distant/weird due to being in a routine from touring; 3, "the blow up"; 4, "everything's awesome."
Billy mentioned they've gone over 10 minutes, and brought up having sex on the wedding night. Dave shared that he and Carmen had to force it because they were stressing over the events of the day, which he went into a detailed description of. One interesting fact he shared was that Carmen's brother got into a fight with a security guard at their wedding, and he actually left to go to his room to put a spur on his boot and came back down.
Just before signing off, Dave and Billy were joking about how Billy is going to be helicoptered into Ozzfest next week. Billy wanted to be the "eye in the sky" and he and Dave worked out a whole skit to go with it that ended with Dave saying "And you can see traffic is way backed up going into Ozzfest, but clearly I'm OK because I'm in a helicopter and I'm flying in, so I'll let you know how the show was."
[Questions]:
For a pair of tickets to the Sunset Junction:
movie line: "Why don't you try some of the local drinks, Pina Colada. I think I'll try one of those Red Headed Yolnda's." [asked by Dave, answer: Godfather II]
"What year was I born?" [asked by Rachel, answer: 1969]
[Quotes]:
"Once you say 'I do' doesn't mean you go blind, I've said it before, I'll say it again." [Dave, talking about seeing beautiful women]
"You can look at the menu, but you eat at home." [Billy]
"That's right. You're goddamn right." [Dave]
"I've got to tell ya, I've never had like, a punch-the-clock kind've job, but this is the best one I ever had." [Dave, refering to RockStar]
When talking to a caller who showed them a tattoo on her hand last night at Rokbar:
"Well I'll tell ya something, that's not what's in the palm of my hand right now." [Dave, Billy laughing]
"I set up, he knocks 'em down!" [Billy]
"My wife has actually given me a free pass with Janice Dickenson, if that ever should come to pass. Yeah, fee pass." [Dave]
"Really? And you would take that up? Really? Why?" [Rachel]
"Absolutely. I don't know, there's something just" [Dave]
"Would it be nuts? It is because she's crazy?" [Rachel]
"I think she's crazy and sexy and just" [Dave]
"Do you think women that are crazy like that, like up-front like that, are just as nuts in bed or not?" [Rachel]
"Well if she was an ugly crazy chick, I don't think I'd be as interested, to be honest with you." [Dave, everybody laughs]
"Dude, if I'm doing math, I'm not picking you up, that's the bottom line." [Dave, ranting about the freeway]
"The funny is, about downtown, is that, I'm the same way, I get lost down there, but the weird thing is 10 years ago when I was buying drugs down there I knew exactly how to get there! No problem!" [Dave]
"I knew exactly where I was going! I couldn't get there quick enough!" [Billy, laughing]
"God, what I wouldn't give to be your father for a day." [Dave, to Rachel after sharing her father lifted her wedding dress over her head on her wedding day, everybody laughing]
"But the good news is, by the way for those of you worried about Billy sitting in a car for three hours trying to get to Ozzfest, don't worry, because he's being helicoptered in." [Dave, Billy laughs hysterically]
