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[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:
First, Janey called in because she's involved in a love triangle. She has a friend that likes her, and a friend of his, but she is only interested in his friend. Dave wanted to know if she thought her friend, who she doesn't like in that way, has gone through an extra box of tissues while thinking of her. Ultimately, they told her to just go with her heart, and if he couldn't understand, then she should move on.
Next, Helena wanted to know if there was an anal lube they could recommend. They both suggested spit, and Matt shared that he uses two fingers first.
[Questions]:
For a pair of tickets to Game Riot 7/24 @ House Of Blues:
"What country did Brad and Angela apply to adopt a baby from?" [asked by Matt, answer: Ethiopia]
[Quotes]:
"The best thing is that, Matt flew home from Pittsburgh for this one show and the reason I didn't go is because it would've been too exhausting for me." [Dave]
"Yeah, it was like, what, out of your grid. It was like near Dodgers Stadium." [Matt]
[a caller is wondering what the name of the band is that was played before the show, the bands name is Spoon:]
"What you like to do with your old lady Carmen at home, you like to spoon." [Matt]
"I spoon my wife, and I've also, you know, gained a lot of pleasure and pain from spoons." [Dave]
"Oh, that's true! I didn't think about that spoon." [Matt]
"You know, you could cook up drugs, or you could eat ice cream. It's your choice." [Dave, Matt laughing]
"You win 'cuz you're hot." [Matt, to a caller who won tickets to Metal School]
"But you know Dave, you've got to walk around everyday and people just everywhere you go, right?" [Matt]
"Yeah, ya know, I have a plan though, that eventually when I'm done, like when I'm just done with the music, I don't know when that'll be, I'm just going to shave, no one will know who I am." [Dave]
[More about Prague:]
"You know what's a trip? And I talked about this last week, all the hot chicks are hookers and strippers. And they wear white pants, tight." [Matt]
"You know why that is? It's so that they don't get run over at night, they need some reflective material because their such a precious product of that country, they don't want to risk being killed by wreckless drivers." [Dave]
"The bone structure is amazing, you don't want to be messing with the bone structure." [Matt]
"No, you don't, so they wear the white pants and the light reflects off it and you swerve and miss them and hopefully miss the supermodels and hookers and strippers and you know, maybe you, tourist or two goes down, but who cares." [Dave]
[About anal sex:]
"You know, they're big on that in Eastern European countries." [Matt]
"What's that?" [Dave]
"Anal." [Matt]
"Are they really?" [Dave]
"Budapest, Hungary, and Prague, it's all about, I don't know. I think that when they were young they told them it would be like birth control or something. Just, if you go there, you're all good. Think about it though." [Matt, everyone laughing]
"I'm trying not to because ya know, I've got to drive home, frankly." [Dave]