[In Studio]: Billy, Matt
[Phone-Ins]: Steven Stills' wife
[Absentees]: Dave was recording the second episode of Rockstar: INXS, and Donovan was absent for an unknown reason.
After getting settled in, Billy shared his experience with ACC, which is similar to Lasik. He shared he was in a lot of pain and very light sensitive.
Matt shared several stories about his tour with Velvet Revolver, but spent the most time talking about Greece. He also went into his experience at last weeks Live8 festival.
They shared several moments from CF history, some of which Matt didn't know about since he was touring, but they remembered Billy Joe Armstrong not knowing lyrics to one of Iggy's songs, so he called him about it. Iggy left him a message back that just started with him reading the lyrics, not saying who he was or anything before he started reading. Another was several references to Jerry Cantrell's package. One memory that stood out in Matt's mind was in Vegas when Jenna Jameson was "staring at his bulge."
One girl called in to talk to Matt about getting drum lessons. Matt said he didn't think her boyfriend would be thrilled, as he only gives lessons to girls in the nude, to which she replied "it's not that serious."
Camp Teddy called in, had to get introduced to Matt, and played The Who's "Baba O'Reilly." Matt commented afterwards, stating they sounded more "up-tempo," and like K-ROCK. Because of this, Zach (the engineer) mentioned they had a "dump" button, which immediately caught Billy's attention.
Late in the show, the guys came back and reported that the winner of the shirt at Denim Doctors was denied when she arrived. Billy said he was talking to one of the employees a few hours before the show and mentioned he should do a contest, and then stated it must've been a failure of communication. Jokingly, Matt suggested they offer more items from other stores for free.
[Questions]:
For a vintage T-shirt at Denim Doctors:
"Tell me what country evisu denim comes from." [asked by Billy, answer: (not given)]
For a pair of tickets to see Throwrag:
"In what modern rock 'n roll band video does Eric Roberts appear?" [asked by Matt, answer: The Killers]
[Quotes]:
[while Matt's talking about his tour experiences:]
"How's Prague these days? How's the lady's in Prague, Matt?" [Billy]
"That is an amazing city. The ladies, very well proportioned. Smell a little like dumpling, but other than that, ya know, well worth it. Garlic suit and dumplings and some of the most beautiful women I've seen actually, and I've been around a couple places." [Matt, Billy laughing hysterically]
"You would know a beautiful woman if you saw one, wouldn't you?" [Billy]
"You know what's a trip though? The really hot ones, they wear hot pants, which really gives it a nice effect. Tight and white." [Matt]
"Tight and white with nothing underneath is always a good vision." [Billy]
"Pretty much. They're the hot ones, ya know, you're like, 'oh, there's a chick in white pants, she's hot.' It's weird." [Matt]
"I need to get a koi tattooed on me." [Matt]
"Yeah, they make great nipple, 'round the nipple tattoos." [Billy]
"You know what's great about my koi? They eat out of my hand now. Yeah, you should come over, it's a trip. It kind've feels weird though, cuz once in a while they'll get your finger, and they don't have teeth." [Matt]
"Hey, you know what we should give away? Your glasses!" [Matt]
"oh, dude! That's a really good idea." [Billy]
"But yours are probably like gold, and diamonds and.." [Matt]
