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[Quotes]:
"I was actually shown a vibrator, a dildo, is that what they call them, a dildo? A vibrator? That you can record your own voice into, and there's a voice recording chip, so for instance, my wife happens to be in London right now. Well, I got just the thing for her. Get the recording vibrator, record my voice into it, and ship it off to London. And frankly, it's going to say, 'Hey! I'm starving, what's for dinner?'" [Dave, laughing]
"Now, I want to tell you guys, I'm the kind've viewer, pornographic film viewer, that if it's a porn and there's a naked woman in it and she's having sex, I'm pretty much in. So, I'm not really a picky guy." [Dave, to Tera and Evan]
"You know, I was once with a girl who was heavily pierced down south, and I was able to watch Larry King Live while going down on her. She got cable, it was amazing, it was fantastic. Really good reception." [Dave, while talking to Jessica & Tammy]
"Let me just tell you something, the way that science and technology is progressing here, we as actual human men don't have a chance." [Dave]
"I know, I'm a little intimidated by that." [Courtney]
"Look at that, I mean it's doing backflips and cartwheels, there's an extra little poking thing for the cliteral stimulation.." [Dave]
"Yeah, for those who can't see this, rotating left or right, up and down and it's got a little cliteral, it's like bunny rabbit ears." [Courtney]
"And it's just what, it's filled with balls, like little ball bearings. I'm not afraid to say I can't compete with this. I gotta be honest with you, so keep this away from my wife. Don't let her see one of those." [Dave]