Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[06/04/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy, Donovan
[Phone-Ins]: Brent Bolthouse, Bruce Dickensen
[Phone Calls]: Carmen

[Absentees]: Matt was on tour with Velvet Revolver.

Their nomination by LA Weekly for best radio show came up. Somehow, they managed to go from how they were excited to be nominated to saying that a nominated radio show should have headphones available, as Billy's weren't working so he took them off.

The guys debuted two tracks from the upcoming CF album. First, "20th Century Boy" originally by T-Rex, featuring Steve Jones, and second "Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy, featuring Jerry Cantrell and Billy Duffy.

Camp Teddy called in to do Van Halen's "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love," as assigned by Billy the previous week.

Donovan shared a story of how he got into modeling in 1993. He did it in NY and Anna Sui called him and sent him a video with big name models and he said he was in. All he said after that was he returned 7 years later. Dave followed it up by reliving his modeling experience for Anna, and how he had no career whatsoever afterwards.

One caller wanted them to record an outgoing message for her. They took two takes at it, Billy and Dono liked the first because it had more personality, and Dave prefered the second because he didn't stumble at the end.

Towards the end of the show, a guy called in to admit that he was "loaded" and took something off the stage at the last TPC show at the Dragonfly. Turns out it was, according to Dave, "Chris Chaney's all-time favorite thing."

[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:

The first caller, Gia, was calling simply to plug a porn convention at the Staples center from June 10-12.

Next, Corbin said he was unsuccessful and getting little sex. Dave asked him if he was in his car, which he was, then said to be careful because he was coming up on a tunnel. He did call back, but hung up before they got him on the air.

The next caller, Renee, wanted to know how to prevent herself from gagging while performing oral. Dave's advice was it doesn't do much for a guy. Billy added that she should make use of the space in her cheeks, not her throat. The barber shop technique came up as well.

Teresa called in with more info on vaginal and cliteral orgasms. She provided statistics from a Glamour magazine poll from 2000.

[Questions]:

For a CF T-shirt:
"Ring me up and tell me what health problem did Ian Drewry have, we'll send you a t-shirt." [asked by Billy, answer: polio] track05, 19m

[Quotes]:

"For a nominated radio show, if they could see what was going on here, right, there's four people in the room, only two have headphones. We couldn't find the sweep" [Billy]
"What happened to your headphones?" [Donovan]
"I don't know, they didn't work, that's why I took them off." [Billy]

"We kick twenty different kinds of ass! That's what I was just told." [Donovan]

"OK, but you know what you can do? Do you have an actual cast on it? ... No, dude, you've got to put a full-on cast, you know why? You will get laid." [Dave, to Camp Teddy]

"Hey dude, let me ask you, are you in your car?" [Dave, during S&L Advice]
"Yeah, I am." [caller]
"Yeah, because watch out because you're coming up on a tunnel. That always happens up there in that area. That's terrible reception up there. It's funny how I could tell exactly where he was, what the hell was he talking about? Honestly, I have no idea what he was talking about." [Dave]

"We just had a little huttle, and this hour is going to be the best hour in broadcasting history. We're going to sweep the LA Weekly awards, we're going to sweep the categories we're not even nominated in." [Dave]
"We're going to sweep the MTV Movie Awards and we ain't even in that!" [Billy]

"Hey, steal something from Panic Channel, get rewarded." [Dave, after talking to the caller that took something at the Dragonfly show]

[toilet humor:]
"No but a lot of guys do have a problem with wiping. I know guys that have gone to baby wipes, you know, the moisties, the towels. They just can't get it all dry." [Donovan]
"I have no problems in that area." [Billy]
"Honey, that's why you wear black underwear." [Carmen]
"That is true. That's my big thing. Black socks, black underwear, because you never know when you're going to have to take them off and when you're in one of those positions, you don't want to hide things. But let me tell you something about the wiping, take it from me, and I've learned from my mistakes, you can't wipe forward." [Dave, everyone laughs]
"I can't believe we've stooped to toilet humor to get a rise." [Billy]
"But it's funny." [Dave]
"It's funny as hell." [Billy]

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