Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[05/28/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Phone Calls]: Carmen

[Absentees]: Matt and Donovan were absent for unknown reasons.

When they came on, Billy mentioned that he was "so wired." This initiated a chat about their coffee intake and coffee routines.

Scuba diving was a prominent subject. Billy mentioned his preparations for a diving trip he will be taking next week, to which Dave shared his experiences as well. He wondered if he was certified once, if he would be certified for the rest of his life.

They were giving several things away, including copies of Nine Inch Nails' "With Teeth," and CF T-shirts. Most of the things were given away for a "Sports Challet." One caller did it "Ian Astbury-style." They also had one big prize, a two-day course to become a certified diver.

Politics was a big discussion between the two. Mainly, Dave was mentioning the Patriot Act, specifically how the government wants to have access to emails, phone lines, and everything in search for terrorists. They were also joking by saying they want to know who killed Kennedy, and if there are aliens, then they'd have no problem sharing emails and phone calls. There were several calls throughout the show with different points of view on the issue.

Paranormal experiences were also discussed. Billy shared how he was recording in a studio years ago, and although there was no piano in the studio, you could still hear a piano being played underneath the vocal track. They asked anyone to call in and share any paranormal experiences they've had.

After they gave away the scuba course, Dave wanted to give something else away. He offered up a "numbered photograph" of former presidents Jackson, Hamilton, and Washington and offered them as a set.

Camp Teddy fulfilled Dave's request, and played Rush's "Working Man."

Towards the end of the show, one caller, Teresa, called in wanting to sign up for Dave's muff diving lessons. She said that it stands for "My Underwear Feels Frustrating," and received a CF T-shirt for her answer.

When they talked to Carmen, she shared a dream she had of Dave cheating with a girl named Green Irene. Dave said that she was mad at him over it after she woke up.

[Questions]:

For a CF T-shirt or NIN's "With Teeth":
movie line: "Damn, I wish I could get all up inside that sphere." [asked by Dave, answer: Sphere]

For a training course to become a certified diver:
"What does SCUBA stand for?" [asked by Billy, answer: Self Contained Underwater Breathing Aparatus]

For "Presidential numbered photographs"/$31 from Dave:
"If you call up with two of the significant symbols and their meanings on the back of the $1 bill, with George Washington on the cover, you are potentially able to win a three pack of the founding fathers." [asked by Dave, answer: pyramid/eye - strength/wisdom, peace branch, 13 arrows for the first 13 colonies]

[Quotes]:

"It's all about the wet suit. We should wear these on stage." [Billy]
"I don't know, that's kind've Living Colour-ish." [Dave]

"Dude, did you ash in my coffee?" [Dave]
"Yes." [Billy]
"Are you serious?" [Dave]
"Yes." [Billy]
"You really did?" [Dave]
"I did, yeah." [Billy]
"Look at that." [Dave]
"TK, get on the phone quickly to Pink Dot and get Dave some coffee." [Billy, laughing]
"This is not the UK, this is the United States dude. I'm blown away. Look at that. Half a cup of coffee sitting there." [Dave]

"Let me just go on the record saying that of all the winners today, they've all chosen the Nine Inch Nails record over the Camp Freddy T-shirt. I'm just sayin'. And you know what, if I were in your shoes I'd choose the same way." [Dave]

"This has nothing to do with my competition that I'm running." [Dave]
"What competition are you running?" [Billy]
"I've got a muff diving competition. Any ladies want to sign up?" [Dave, Billy laughing]
"Is there a two day course, Dave?" [Billy]
"It's a two hour course, in and out." [Dave, Billy still laughing]

"Lets discuss the ash in the coffee that is now you're ashin' in my coffee." [Billy]
"I accidentally ashed in your coffee. What do you want me to do? Let me tell you this, you ashed in my coffee earlier, and then you got a new coffee" [Dave]
"Which you promptly ashed into." [Billy]
"Because you placed it where the coffee that you ashed into was sitting. That's where it was!" [Dave]
"You know what, you let me off fairly easily so I'm going to let you off." [Billy]
"You know what, I think there's a word for that, two words in fact, instant karma. And John Lennon wrote a song about it, ok, deal with it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is there another coffee available?" [Dave, Billy laughing]
"No, you know what, I'm fine, I'm so loaded." [Billy]
"I feel terrible." [Dave]
"No you don't." [Billy]
"I got people mad at me, I ashed in my brothers coffee, I'm going to go home and watch Godfather III and kill myself." [Dave, everyone laughing]

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