Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[05/21/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Guest(s)]: Christina Veronica
[Phone-Ins]: Carmen, Ione Skye, Donovan

[Absentees]: Matt was on tour with Velvet Revolver and Donovan was out with his family.

The guys gave out two CD 6 packs, and the two lucky callers were also eligible for a trip to Bonoroo for the Burning Man festival.

Billy briefly spoke about this weeks CF show, and Dave spoke about the TPC/MAP show.

The guest, Christina Veronica, was a friend of Donovan's who he had asked to come down. She was in for only a few moments to promote her band and she was lucky enough to have a track played, though they stopped it due to the "F-Bomb."

When Carmen called up, Dave bugged her about her "doppler 5 day pin-point forecast." Then, when they were asking what she was doing, she said she was on the computer looking at mexican prison tattoos.

They debuted the latest track from 6767's Loop Experiment, a cover of Adam and the Ants "It Doesn't Matter."

Camp Teddy called in again during S&L Advice, and when they came back to them, they did "Metro," as requested by Billy.

Billy left early because he was involved in a fashion show. After he left, Dave took several random calls. The first of which TK put on because he heard the caller say she was looking for lesbian hook-ups.

When talking to Amanda towards the end of the show, Dave thought she was hot and asked if she wanted to show him the difference between the orgasms, and she said he should bring Carmen. He then invited her to answer the phones for CFR.

[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:

Donovan kicked off this segment by asking about the "Ass to Mouth" website, wondering whether it was dirty or normal. Both Dave and Billy said it was totally normal.

Next, Josh, said his partner wouldn't 69. Dave's advice was "try dippin' it in a jar of jelly." The next caller, Liz, also made a few comments about it, saying it's hard to pleasure the guy in that position. Billy then added that it's like riding a bike, it takes practice, but once you get it you're set for life.

The next caller asked if Dave endorsed whores. Dave gave an extended answer about how it would prevent crimes against women.

Tracey was looking for tips as to how she could orgasm while having intercourse with her husband. Dave's advice was that she watch any Johnny Depp film while she's making love. This turned into somehow needing to comfort her husband so that he doesn't feel that he's not doing something right. Dave also had a question for her, which was whether or not she'd consider her husband and some other woman masterbating in front of each other purely for visual stimulation as cheating. He was joking and said to hold on so she could call and tell Carmen there's no problem with that.

Amanda called in by request of Dave asking any woman to call who knows the difference between a vaginal and cliteral orgasm. She said vaginal was more like muscles contracting and cliteral felt like her whole body was exploding. She admitted that she personally prefered vaginal.

[Quotes]:

"I wonder if our listeners know that they're listening to a taped broadcast, because Billy and I are actually out in Irvine catching a show." [Dave]

"TK actually went out to go scare off Christina Veronica." [Dave]
"We might not see him for a few minutes." [Billy]
"Perhaps she ate him." [Dave, Billy's laughing]

"I'm sorry, I was just getting off the phone. I have an erection now." [Dave]

"Dave knows that I have attention deficit disorder, so I literally can't pay attention for very long." [Carmen]
"Basically, whenever she wants something, I just ignore it for about a day and then she won't want it anymore." [Dave]

"I really put my ass in my mouth on that one." [Donovan, after mentioning KROQ's Weenie Roast]
"That's what you call an ass to mouth .com." [Dave]

"But you know what, Ione is one of my training partners. We hook up at the gym of our choice and do a little cardio respritory activity, if you know what I'm saying." [Dave]
"Oh god!" [Billy, laughing]
"You know what I mean by that, right? Treadmill." [Dave]
"There is no stopping this man, TK!" [Billy]

"If they're missing, ya know, it's very hard to punish them." [Dave, laughing with Billy, after talking about the organization involved with the CF auction]

"I wish I could help with the vaginal orgasm... I'll tell ya something, I don't have a vagina, so I don't know. I really just don't know." [Dave, during S&L Advice]

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