Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[05/14/05]

[In Studio]: Billy, Donovan
[Phone-Ins]: Chris Chaney [on Billy's cell], Dave

[Absentees]: Dave was absent "due to a scheduling conflict," and Matt was on tour with Velvet Revolver.

Donovan was back from a vacation to the Bahamas, and shared that he missed his first Camp Freddy show, and heard that it was the best one yet. He was referring to the recent show in Las Vegas.

Dave's poker tournament came up. Donovan was playing in last nights game and admitted that he was the first one out, so he then decided to "make bra's or something like that" with Carmen and Larissa. He thought Steve Isaacs won, but Greg Simon actually won. When Dave called in, he mentioned that Carmen left to have a drink with Jessica Simpson, and came back at 3 in the morning with her and Britney Murphy as he was watching porn.

Both of the guys were hurting [see first quote for the segway], but Donovan hurt himself pitching at a game, and Billy fell over after standing up and hitting the lights as they were being rigged at the Doheny show.

The guys gave out tickets to The Panic Channel's 05/17 show at the Dragonfly by having people calling as soon as they heard Dave's "Rexall."

Misc topics came up, including: "classy trashy vs. trashy trashy" girls [due to a caller], Scott Weiland's 80's prom party to celebrate his wife's birthday, the new Charlie & The Chocolate Factory movie, previous experiences of sneaking into concerts, junk mail and virus' on blackberries, a Camp Freddy B-sides album [w/tracks from Dave, unreleased Stimulator, unreleased Nancy Boy, and Matt's demos].

Camp Teddy came on in the middle of Loveline, which Billy said was going "belly-up," and played David Bowie's "Jean Genie." The guys entertained the idea of having Camp Teddy support Camp Freddy at a future show.

Billy offered to buy anyone a cheeseburger if they could stump him on what the Sex Pistols were wearing at any show. No one, at least on air, took him up on this offer.

[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:

The first caller, Erin, asked how many erogenous places there are on the inside of a woman. She believed it was 7, but Billy counted 12 and told her that she was missing out.

Next, "Kelly," asked why nice guys don't get "more ass." Billy said they should rent "Nine and a Half weeks," and "Secretary" for her friends, and for them to study what those guys do to help their situation.

[Questions]:

For tickets to see Bret Hellings 05/16 @ The Roxy:
movie line: "Gimme two. Gimme two. One on top of the other." [asked by Donovan, answer: (not given)]

For a Sex Pistols "The Great Rock N' Roll Swindle" DVD:
"What is the name of the midget in the movie?" [asked by Billy, answer: Helen of Troy]

"When "Never Mind the Bullocks" was released, it originally came with a one-sided special single on it. What was the track on that single?" [asked by Billy, answer: (not given)]

[Quotes]:

"We've decided we need a sexy nurse to call up because we're both injured." [Billy]

"How long do you think it takes them to pimp a ride? Ten days. Ten days, which is a little disconcerting for Mr. Navarro because his car's been down at West Coast Customs for about five months. I think they've lost his car." [Billy]

"How many bombshells does it take to screw Dave Navarro?" [Donovan]

"And just all these sweetheart females calling up and saying such nice things about us." [Donovan, about callers during a break]
"We're just gettin' woodies." [Billy, laughing]
"At my old age, all I care for is the cheap girls. There's some cheap girls, right there, Maxim magazine." [Donovan]

"I'm just glad my gene pool is still somewhat active. Welcome to my 'ool." [DOnovan]
"Yeah, my gene's are well worn." [Billy]
"Welcome to my 'ool, notice there's no pee in it, please keep it that way." [Donovan]

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