Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[05/07/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Phone-Ins]: Carmen

[Absentees]: Matt was on tour with Velvet Revolver, and Donovan was absent for an unknown reason.

The guys took a lot of time discussing last weeks show in Las Vegas. Dave also talked about the poker tournament that he won, which actually made him late for the soundcheck. A discussion about Nine Inch Nails' set also came out of their recollection of their trip.

They were giving out promo copies of the new Nine Inch Nails album to a couple people who could do Sports Challet the best. Billy also gave out 5 pairs of tickets to an upcoming Doheny appearance at the Henry Fonda Theatre.

eBay was brought up, as there is an auction to be a guest host on CFR. The money apparently will go to a fund for missing and exploited kids. They were disappointed that it was only at $300 so far, while, as Dave mentioned, the auction to win a date with Carmen is up to $1,800.

Billy's big surprise for Dave was that he had arranged having Dr. 90210's wife, Haley Ray, and she originally had agreed to doing it, she eventually decided not to after talking to her husband about it.

When they talked to Carmen, Billy told he he would work on Dave to get another dog. Dave was trying to avoid the subject and yelled "Sharon!" at one point. Dave said if they got another dog, it'd have to be white, and offered bleaching another Yorkie.

Before she left, she said that the hosts of a poker game Dave played with Dennis Rodman, of which both of them lost, said that it was because of her, she wanted them to know that they can "suck it" because he won in Vegas.

Camp Teddy, who was on hold for a good half hour or so, did the Sex Pistols' "God Save The Queen."

Towards the end of the show, Dave said he once overdosed in England and these guys put him out on the street corner and left him. Turns out Billy is good friends with the guy that left Dave there.

[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:

There were several non-S&LA calls, but Erin called wanting to know why guys had a problem to have sex with girls while it's their time of the month. Dave offered advice to guys who don't like it, and said that 1, you couldn't get the girl pregnant, and 2, "if she's not really that turned on, it'll feel like she is."

Next, Scott, was worried about her boyfriend husseling homosexuals, mainly because he's working in a homosexual business that provides him with new computers and such.

The next girl couldn't stop laughing, and it got worse when they were mocking her, but she said she has commitment problems, and was wondering where to meet normal guys. Dave recommended she start with a psychoanalyst.

[Girls From The Weekly]:

At first they were entertaining the idea of calling a guy from the back of the weekly, as they've never done that before, but ultimately settled for a school girl.

Holly, the school girl, overheard Dave talking to Billy a little as they were waiting for her to pick up, and as he was explaining who he was, she hung up on them.

Next, Billy chose Pam, who "is not cheap, but worth it." Billy asked her what the weirdest thing that's happened to her, then she put them on hold, and shortly after hung up on them.

[Quotes]:

"Yeah, we're a couple of jackasses but that's all right. That's why you tune in. That's why you love us." [Dave]

"Would you settle for a five and a half inch nail?" [Dave, everybody laughing, when a caller said she would like to "get Nine Inch Nailed"]

"This is the time to, as we would say in England, 'go put a kettle on, make yourself a cup of tea and come back in three minutes.'" [Billy, before a break]
"Oh, is that what you say in England? I've always wondered what the hell you were talking about." [Dave]

"I went into KooKooRoo today and got a salad, and I started doing Pat O'Brien to my salad. 'I want to eat you. I want to get crazy, I'm going to eat you.' I can say that, right?" [Dave]

"Honey, if you haven't seen a hamster eat the other one, it's hot." [Dave, to Carmen]

"If we could train her to just sit still, all day and not do anything or say anything, that'd be cool. You could have 10 if they did that." [Dave, to Carmen about Daisy]

"That's sweet, and I'll tell ya, and as far as you know, I don't want to be with anyone else either." [Dave, after joking with Carmen about a trade off of Jerry Cantrell and Haley Ray]
"As far as I know. Dave Navarro, you can suck it too." [Carmen, with everyone laughing]

"By the way Catherine, he's pretty run of the mill when you go over to England. You put him over in England, you can see not interesting." [Dave, Billy's laughing]
"Put me in Brixton and I'm just like everyone else." [Billy]
"Just one of the guys. And you know what sucks about that? You put me in Brixton I'm still a jerk. You know what I mean? Like, there's no country I could fly to and be interesting with my voice. Like English guys can come over here and all of a sudden they're..." [Dave, interupted by Billy with a story]

"Did I give you Holly's number or my ex-girlfriends number? Must be my ex-wife." [Dave, during Girls from the Weekly]

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