[Questions]:

For Billy's target from the shooting range, signed by Dave & Billy:
this was a "name this tune" [asked by Billy, answer: Aphex Twin, "Ventolin"]

[Quotes]:

"If you can see what I'm doing with my hands right now, you would see I'm planning on harnessing, focusing energies in that immediate direction." [Dave]
"It actually looked like you were gonna stroke a big falus, thing." [Billy]

"Do you know if I had a nightmare, you know what it would look like? 30 versions of that song. And going through trying to find the one I like best." [Dave, after Billy played a song by Susie Quatro]

"Can you imagine shooting coke, and listening to that? My god." [Dave, after playing the Aphex Twin track]
"And the thing is, when I used to shoot coke, that came on in my head anyway." [Billy]
"That's what I'm saying, that's what you hear anyway, and then you play that and shoot coke and I can't imagine what that turns into." [Dave]
"Maybe it would cancel it out or something." [Billy]
"That is the coolest thing I've ever heard." [Dave]

"Between the terminally ill kids and genocide, this is really an action-packed show, isn't it?" [Dave]

"Did you actually give a guy head, and realise, accidentally it was a guy?" [Dave, to Billy, after a caller shared a story of a friend picking up a she-male]

"Every once in a while, when it's time to go to bed, I'll say to Carmen, 'Carmen, please come and join me on our marital bed.'" [Dave]
"And what does she say?" [Billy]
"She goes 'gross, your marital bed? That's disgusting, just sounds horrible.'" [Dave]