Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[04/16/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy, Ozzy Osbourne
[Guest(s)]: Jackie
[Phone-Ins]: Carmen

[Absentees]: Matt was on tour with Velvet Revolver, and Donovan was absent for an unknown reason.

They started the show by using a question to introduce their special guest, Ozzy Osbourne, and then took several questions for him. One caller, who had comments, was ultimately asked by Dave if, when she was young and in her room listening to Black Sabbath, if the sound of Ozzy's voice made her touch herself.

There were a few questions that Ozzy wasn't aware of, like joining something Dave has with a caller, and someone wanting Ozzy to do a Sports Challet.

Ozzy brought up the subject of Randy Rhodes, which lead into Black Sabbath. He discussed how it only took them 12 hours to record their first album.

The topic of dogs was brought up by Ozzy. He said that they had acquired a new dog, and even said that they give "special presents" from the dogs in a Tiffany box.

Ozzy left after about an hour and a half because he needed to take Sharon out to dinner. Billy also left early so he could go see Velvet Revolver at the Anaheim Pond. The engineer for the night, Jackie, who normally does the metal show on Indie, stepped up to the mic to keep Dave company the last half hour.

Dave was giving out tickets to next weeks Doheny show at The Gig. He gave one caller a pair for attempting a "Sports Challet" on the air.

[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:

Dave took on all questions by himself. The first caller had a story about a room full of naked women who were talking about nothing but Dave. Dave asked if he would need tissues or not. He also asked if custodians were called to clean up any potential hazards on the floor after this story.

When Carmen called, Dave wanted to have her talk to Linda, who found porn on her husbands computer, and he wanted Carmen to tell her that Carmen thinks it's fine. However, when they picked up on Linda, they lost Carmen, and before Linda finished explaining her problem, she was lost as well.

[Girls From The Weekly]:

Ozzy was given the oppurtunity to pick the first girl, in which he did and he picked a girl named Sylvia. She was excited to have receive a call from them, and spoke openly with them, and said the weirdest thing she's done is stick a bat up a guys ass.

[Questions]:

For a CF T-shirt:
playing part of a track, "The first caller who can call in and guess who our special guest is, wins a Camp Freddy T-shirt." [asked by Dave, answer: Ozzy Osbourne]

[Quotes]:

"What's the other thing you say to me? 'Where's the bass?'" [Billy, about being in the studio with Ozzy]
"I know, everybody's bass deaf in this world." [Ozzy]
"Turn the bass up." [Billy, laughing]
"I'm just deaf." [Ozzy]

"Have you ever had a social drink, Dave?" [Billy]
"I just drank socially for years at a time." [Dave]
"I had a social drink lasted four years." [Billy]
"The last party I attended." [Dave, everyone laughing]

"Do me a favor listeners, don't ask me questions about doves, bats, or the Alamo." [Ozzy]

"Sylvia, this is Billy Morrison by the way, and I have to tell you that we were talking as the phone was ringing and Ozzy said 'I've never rung a hooker before' so you're his first." [Billy]
"Well I just hope my wife's not listening cuz if I go home I'll get my head kicked in. Or at least I'll get my head kicked in with a smile on my face cuz I'll be speaking to a lady of the night." [Ozzy]

[on the subject of smoking:]
"I'm getting bummed out too. Cuz you heard about Peter Jennings. Peter Jennings is, you know, a news man who evidentally quit smoking for years and years and years. And then when 9/11 happened, he picked it up again" [Dave]
"And a building fell on him." [Ozzy]
"Well, no Ozzy, he got lung cancer is actually what happened. He got lung cancer." [Dave]

"You sound like a sound effect, oh I thought you were passing wind." [Ozzy, to Dave]

"I'm the prince of darkness man, I don't. The prince of darkness gonna do, what's it called?" [Ozzy, Dave and Billy laughing]
"Sports challet." [Billy]
"Sports, sounds like one of those losing people who collect up work off your hands." [Ozzy]

"It's interesting. I just realized what's happening. Billy Morrison, right now, is in his convertable BMW driving down to the Pond to go hang out backstage at Velvet Revolver, and I'm in here pimping his band. How'd that happen? It's unbelievable! Billy, if you're listening, well done man." [Dave]

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