[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:

After several callers without sexual or relationship problems, OJ was looking for advice because he got implants for his girlfriend, but now she wants to take them out. Dave and Billy agreed to let her do what she wants because its her body.

Next, Bill, was wondering if breast implants looked like raisins when they come out. To know what it would look like, Dave suggested he take a zip-loc bag and fill it with water.

After a few calls, Jezebel called asking for oral tips. Dave said that the only tip he could give her is to put her partner's penis in her mouth, and Billy said that she needs to use more than just her mouth, and to use both hands.

[Questions]:

For a CF T-shirt:
"Name this movie: 'I heard what you were saying, you mean, you know nothing of my work. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing." [asked by Dave, answer: Annie Hall]

[Quotes]:

"All I know is that evidentally, the Pope died about, what, six weeks ago. I'm telling you, they've been burying this guy for a month!" [Dave]

"If you become a pope, then everything about you just becomes Papal. Papal or plastic?" [Dave, everybody laughs]

"OJ, you may find yourself in the uncomfortable position of loving her for her." [Dave, during S&L Advice]

"You know what you can do? You can have sex with your girlfriend and imagine she's my wife. I'll let you do that." [Dave, during S&L Advice]

"Speaking of hot chicks, let's call your wife." [Brent, to Dave]

"Hey Brent, I've been thinking about having some surgery to look like Dave Navarro. What do you think?" [Billy]
"I wouldn't recommend it, I wouldn't recommend it." [Dave]

"You know what that means, honey? If that dogs barking, that means that maybe somebody is moving within a five mile radius of our house. That dog barks at anything, it's unbelievable!" [Dave]

"It'd definately be hispanic. We would start a new band called The Hispanic Channel." [Dave, about having a baby with Enrique Iglesias]