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[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:
The first guy, who actually wanted to talk about Dave's book, brought up how his wife isn't there. Dave suggested getting her to watch porn with him, but she already does. They assured the caller that it would get better because she's coming up on her peak.
The next guy, whos girlfriend shaves "down stairs," and she wants him to do the same. Dave advised against it, and said to take two pieces of sand paper, and rub them together, and to imagine that going on down there.
"Elle," called to complain about how every guy she's dated is expecting her to be really dumb. Dave recommended, from personal experience, to look at a car wash, pharmacies, etc.
[Girls From The Weekly]:
They attempted to call a girl before Dave left, but she immediately picked it up and hung up.
[Questions]:
Question #3 for the Gibson guitar:
movie line: "She fought real hard, Marge" [asked by Dave, answer: Fargo, said by Mike]
[Quotes]:
"I definately do so Helen Keller over there can give us a hand." [Dave, refering to Zach after Billy asked if they wanted to go to a song]
"So you're old enough to know that what we're doing to you is wrong." [Dave, to a caller]
"Dreams really do come true at Camp Freddy Radio." [Dave, after inviting Danielle to come]
"I was just out taking a piss, and let me tell you, it was great!" [Dave]
"When I was single, every hotel I checked into, I always wanted to get it on with the woman who was checking me in. Don't know why. It was just one of those things." [Billy, while talking to the third caller in S&L Advice]
"It's funny, 'Is Dave here?' 'No, he's in the bathroom,' And then the guy pretends like he" [Donovan]
"Went through a tunnel!" [Billy, laughing]