Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[03/26/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy, Donovan
[Phone Calls]: Carmen Elektra

[Absentees]: Matt was on tour with Velvet Revolver

The guys opened the show by talking about the recent Pat O'Brien messages that he left for a woman. They couldn't give out the website address, however encouraged people to check them out and even call in to give feedback if they've heard them. He quoted the messages all throughout the show, and many callers called towards the end of the show to give their feedback to it.

Billy shared his recent concert experiences: Motley Crue at the Forum and Billy Idol at the Roxy.

Dave and Donovan talked about how they went to an Ab class earlier in the day. This brought up their idea of "Strip Yoga," combining Carmen's Strip Aerobics and Cameron Shane's Yoga to make "Strip Yoga," which Carmen said sounded terrible.

During the Sex & Love Advice, Dave was wondering if all the sperm he's ejaculated over the past 30 years would potentially be enough for Donovan to go swimming in, or mainly just how much space it can fill up. A caller called during a commercial break and said he found a 30 yr old man would've ejaculated roughly 28 gallons.

Camp Teddy did "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" this week, and Billy asked if the guys are growing in popularity at school, in particular with the girls, which Dave said the song was dedicated to Kelly and Alex. After the performance, the girls were invited to call the station to let them know what they thought of the performance as well as the guys.

Donovan brought in a couple tapes, one of which was of him crying as an infant that his father recorded, which he then used to segway into a track by him.

Dave brought up the fact that when he has a son, he's going to have him save up all his sperm so that they can keep track of how much sperm is accumulated over the years.

[15 Minutes of Sex & Love Advice]:

The first caller, Valerie, brought up the problem of "the big talk" she had with a friend, where she wanted more than to be friends, and he only wanted to be friends. Dave said that after nearly nine months of gratuitus sex, a man has a rebirth where he moves on. They took her info for myspace and would give it out if someone was interested.

Next, Nicole, had a question, but was distracted by the sperm talk Dave started and forgot her question.

The third caller, "Penny," was looking for a way to tell her ex, "Steve," that she wasn't interested in him anymore. Dave recommended she call him up, and leave a message on his machine saying he should make an appointment with his doctor, and tell him to take his Valtrex.

[Questions]:

Question #2 for the Gibson Guitar:
"What was the original title of the movie ET?" [asked by Donovan, answer: A Boys Life (answered 04/02)]

For an I-River:
movie line: "A-B-C. Always Be Closing. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing people!" [asked by Dave, answer: Glenn Gary Glenn Ross]

[Quotes]:

"Physically I feel better, I don't cough up a lung every morning which is good, because I found out you need lungs. [..] For the past couple days, everytime you decrease on the Nicoderm CQ patch, [..] I'm aware of it. It's funny ya know, I haven't had that obsession to eat junk food or any oral fixation, but I have found men more attractive." [Dave]
"There might be a link there. That came out of left field Dave!" [Billy]
"Tumbleweeds. Ok, they can't all be winners." [Dave]

"My friend had an uncle, who she called drunkle, because he was drunk all the time." [Donovan]

"What you do is when you start dating someone, don't shag 'em silly from the start, have sex every other week. That way 10 years down the line when you're having sex every other week, ya know, it's equal." [Donovan, from the 15 min of S&L Advice]

"I wonder if sperm dies in a jacuzzi." [Donovan]
"Not that I would know this, but a pint glass is relatively easy to fill over the coarse of a wood." [Billy]
"And Rod Stewart had a pint of sperm in his stomach." [Donovan]

"What do you mean 'get off the sperm,' TK? You were salivating as I was talking about that! Your eyes glazed over.." [Dave]

"The beautiful thing about those dolls, they come in actual size. They really do. Is this thing on? Something must be wrong with this." [Dave, about the Olsen Twin dolls (which he still hasn't received)]
"The girls are small though. The Olsen Girls are small." [Donovan]
"That's what the joke I was just making! DEAD AIR!" [Dave]

"Plug the event? Wait, wait, wait a minute." [Dave, about the Napster event]
"I knew he was going to do it, I just knew it!" [Billy]
"I'm just telling you I've been sitting here for two hours, I've heard that commercial 5 times. Now we're going to plug it again? Please go ahead." [Dave]

"You even cry good-looking." [Billy, about Donovan's crying tape]
"I sound good when I cry." [Donovan]

"Listen, I'll be honest with you, Pat's a friend, he's a friend of my wife's, he's a friend of mine, and I can't tell you there's a man alive that hasn't left a similar message on some girls" [Dave]
"Exactly, that's why it's so funny." [Billy]
"But what's funny is how many, he calls like 12 times." [Dave]

"Talk about Insider. Inside-her. Hollywood Inside-her." [Dave, RE: Pat O'Brien]

"If its your favorite band you more than likely have some of their CDs, right? So what do you need us for?" [Dave, to a caller who wanted to hear Bauhaus]

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