[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Phone-Ins]: David Gould, Carmen Electra
[Absentees]: Donovan was likely rehearsing for Hedwig, and Matt was out for an unknown reason.
The music business was a huge topic on tonights show, mainly how most labels won't sign something unless it's guaranteed to sell a certain number of albums. When David Gould called in, he said he felt the music business had always been this way.
When they got Carmen on the phone, Dave was asking her for a "five day forecast" which she really hates, and didn't do it. Dave also begged her to share the chicken wings story, which she admitted when she was dating B-Real, she had to have KFC chicken wings every night. So one night they got into a fight and she threw one at him that hit him in the forehead and she ran out of the room. Billy asked Dave if he worries when she brings home chicken wings, but he said one day she sprayed him in the face with the spray butter.
At one point, drug smuggling came up in conversation. Billy shared that when his wife first asked him how drugs were smuggled into the country, she said that it would be a good way to get kids to not do drugs by telling them it came out of someones 'bum.' Dave followed up by sharing his not-so-sanitary habits for getting drugs.
Shortly before the end of the show, Dave exposed his testicles on the webcam. With the final caller, Dave tried many times to trick him into a "deez nuts," but he had an answer for each question. So finally before they left, he was so determined to do it, that he had Billy ask him what the people saw.
[Quotes]:
"If we get that far in depth with this, you know that The Panic Channel record probably won't get played anywhere." [Billy, when Dave was discussing what's wrong with the music business]
"It'll get played right here, because I work here." [Dave, they both laugh]
"Let me tell you something about secretaries, it's no mistake that the word 'secret' is found in the word secretary." [Dave]
"I'm the only grown man to suffer from the shaken-baby syndrome." [Dave, after mentioning that he and Carmen have only had one "real" physical fight]
"I like the butter spray, that's genius. The only problem with that is my wife is sitting here, and you're probably giving her ideas." [Billy, to Carmen]
"But the butter spray thing, honestly, we were sitting and watching television, I didn't do anything to provoak it. She just turned over to me and sprayed me with it. You sprayed me with it." [Dave]
"There had to have been a reason." [Carmen]
"There is no reason dude." [Dave]
"That was such an OCD thing, he's like, 'I'm not leaving until I get to deez nuts someone.'" [Billy]
"I'm not leaving until I get to go deeeeez nuuuts, deez nuts in your mouth." [Dave]
"Are you happy?" [Billy]
"I'm happy. Are you happy TK?" [Dave]
