Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[03/12/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Phone Calls]: Donovan

[Absentees]: Matt was absent for unknown reason, and Donovan was a guest reporter at the Henry Fonda Theatre for Kaisavian.

When the show started, Billy asked how Dave was doing, and then he went on about how he's not smoked for nearly 3 days. This started a big smoking discussion between the two. Dave also recalled a dream he had that he attributes to not smoking, "each with a beginning, middle, and end, they all had plots ..."

They gave out several pairs of tickets to see Chris Weiss' new band, The Owl, 03/17 at The Gig in LA.

Dave came up with a new "scheme" where at 7 PM, they would take 15 minutes of only talking to callers and giving them sex and love advice. The first caller had a boyfriend who came too quickly, to which Dave said to let him pull out and finish on her torso, then perform oral on her while getting himself back up and going back in for round 2.

The second call was from a guy who said he was unable to get hard after taking coke, which they said was just a side effect of taking it. Next was a female caller who disputed the advice they gave to the first caller. She also mentioned that she met Dave about 10 years ago and hated him.

The Camp Freddy cover band guys called in to play "Whole Lotta Love" with the full drum solo, as requested by Dave and Billy the prior week.

The guys were looking through "In Touch" magazine throughout the show, and at one point Dave and Billy had a dispute as to who was better: Paris Hilton, or Nicki Hilton. Dave compared them to islands, saying Paris is Hawaii and Nicki was the Bahamas.

Towards the end of the show, Billy ranted about people who call in with requests, especially when he and Dave are in the middle of talking to people about interesting things.

[Girls From The Weekly]:

none, though Dave mentioned he wanted to do it.

[Questions]:

For tickets to see The Start 3/26 @ The Roxy:
"Tell us what they sing in the chorus, the back-up vocals, in the Louis XIV song we just heard." [asked by Dave, answer: "I'm finding out true love is blind"]

"What movie is this music from?" [asked by Billy, answer: unanswered]

Question #1 for the Gibson guitar:
"What pick-ups come as standard on a Gibson Les Paul standard?" [asked by Billy, answer: Burstbucker Pro Pick-ups with Alnico 5 magnets (answered 04/02)]

For tickets to the Flogging Molly concert:
"What Chili Peppers song starts with "Well I'm sailing"." [asked by Dave, answer: "Suck My Kiss"]

[Quotes]:

"Was a chick on this microphone recently, Zack? It smells good." [Dave]

"I'm listening to you, I'm looking around the room and there's Billy Morrison, I mean in addition to you, and then there's Zack, the engineer. Who's going to get punched? Don't piss him off Billy, seriously." [Zack]
"Zack, let's tell the listerners at home, you know its going to happen to you. And it's happened before, right? I might have to come around from behind and show you a little something from behind, Zack." [Dave]

"Dave, on a patch, doing an owl impression." [Billy]

"You're the kind've guy that has to kill a drifter to get an erection." [Dave]
"Yeah, that's one of the problems, correct." [Billy]
"It takes a lot to get this guy going. He's been there, done that, all." [Dave]
"Let's just put it this way, missionary doesn't do it anymore. And yeah, I would go and go and go and I'd open my eyes cuz I've got clampshot trying to think of some mad stuff going on, and the girl would be staring at me like 'would you please.' So I'm the other way around." [Billy]

"That's a very good idea, but I cannot get my wife anywhere that doesn't have climate control. We're not getting Carmen Electra out in the wilderness anytime soon." [Dave, to a caller who suggested he take a hike to help kick his smoking habit]

"What is this? I've heard this a million times. ... Hey, let me tell you something, I can't help the fact that I might come across as intimidating, but I'm really a nice guy." [Dave, after a caller said he was pompous]

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