Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[03/05/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Guest(s)]: Steve Isaacs, JS Clayden
[Weather]: Carmen
[Phone-Ins]: Donovan, Paul (The Glitteratti)

[Absentees]: Matt was absent for an unknown reason, and Donovan was absent due to scheduling difficulties.

Dave and Billy were apparently playing around, breaking things including headphones, and also playing with the board when TK was out getting coffee for them.

When Steve Isaacs came on, Dave interviewed him as if he wasn't part of The Panic Channel, and was asking what the band was up to. Billy, in turn, did the same with JS when he came out because it seemed like a lot of fun, plus Dave was encouraging it.

The guys did a couple of songs acoustically:
Dave and Steve did The Panic Channel's "Outsider," and
Billy and JS did Doheny's "Part Of The Machine."

There was discussion about how to give away the Gibson Epiphone replica of Dave and Billy's "Camp Freddy" guitar. They were joking around, and Dave asked what bands Camp Freddy's guitarist has been in, and Billy faked calling in to answer so he could win it.

Dave had another idea on how to give the guitar away, see the quotes below.

The Camp Freddy cover band called in to do "Ziggy Stardust."

[Girls From The Weekly]:

none, but Dave asked for any hookers who were listening to call in.

[Questions]:

For tickets to the screening of "The Ring 2":
"Name all four offspring of Ozzy and Sharon." [asked by Donovan, answer: Jack, Kelly, Aimee, Louis Jon or Jessica Starshine (both from Ozzy's first marriage)] (no one answered correctly because not even Dono knew).

[Quotes]:

"Are you now, or have you ever been, homosexual?!" [Dave]

"All I said was Sarah Michelle Geller and I said 'yes.'" [Dave, about "The Grudge"]

"Holmes, I know, I feel your pain, and let me just tell you something about compromise and relationships, alright." [Dave]
"They go hand-in-hand." [Donovan]
"Well that is true, that is true. Let me tell you something else, there is no compromise, she will just win, there's no compromise, it's just her way. Her way or the highway." [Dave]
"What you do is say yes, buy a bunch of flowers, and take her out for dinner." [Billy]

"YEAH! I got me some 'phones up in here!" [Dave, after finding a piece to the headphones that (he) broke]

"Our phone lines are now all empty because we've been jacking off here for 5 minutes.." [Dave]

"You know what's funny is that I actually put out a record a couple years ago, a solo record where I actually sang on it, and the reason I stopped doing that is because I just wanted to avoid warm-up exercises. I felt like a jerk." [Dave]
"Well, don't do them." [Billy]
"Oh yeah, I should've rethought that." [Dave]

"I'm totally confused. Are you pretending you're not you?" [Billy]
"Well I'm interviewing Steve to see what's going on with his new project." [Dave, everybody laughs]

[after both acoustics]
"We need to do this more often, it's fun." [Billy]
"We need to do two hours of this, starting next Saturday." [Dave]
"Do you think they'd let us do that?" [Billy]
"Well, we're supposed to play a lot of songs an hour, right? They didn't say by who." [Dave, everybody laughs]

[Dave's idea to give away the Gibson guitar:]
"If you work at Crazy Girls on the dance tables, you're instantly eligible, and then you can come down here and you can apply. That's the first week. The second week is the Seventh Veil." [Dave]
"And the final week is a fist-fight between the two winners." [JS]
"Body Shots." [Dave]
"Absolutely, in here." [Billy]

"And while you're feeling crafty, if you could make a Panic Channel fake vagina that we can masterbate into, we wouldn't mind that either." [Dave, to a caller who wanted to make a Doheny hooka arrangement]

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