[Quotes]:

"I need to see porn that's fast enough to keep up with me. That's why I need a G7." [Dave]

"Want to hit a track? Should we play some music?" [Billy]
"Sure, what've you got there buddy?" [Dave]
"I dunno, I was gonna play some Garbage." [Billy]
"You always do." [Dave]

[After a caller asked them to call the Girls in the Weekly]:
"It makes me wonder, when we're calling the weekly..." [Dave]
"He's jacking off. He's, yeah. Can I say that? Oh I just did. I didn't actually complete the word. He's fulfilling himself whilst we're calling which is a strangely exciting thought." [Billy]
"That's Billy and Dave, oh, they're such nasty little.. Billy and Dave calling the weekly, nasty little phone calls they make.. Don't hang up, don't hang up, don't hang up, don't hang up, OH" [Dave, as if he were the caller in the act of getting off]