[Girls From The Weekly]:

They originally said they ran out of time and were unable to thumb through the Weekly this week, but due to IMs they decided to go over and do it.

The first girl, Tara, hung up without reason. Next they called Mercedes, who they've called before, and the line was busy. Finally, they tried Jezzel, and they interupted her "smoking session." She was upset because she was supposed to get a T-shirt and got a wristband instead. TK coined the term "stoned hookers" for them.

[Questions]:

For a pair of tickets to the 02/04/05 Bow Wow Wow/Berlin/The Start show @ The Vault, Long Beach, CA:
"Who, in Anabella's opinion, started the punk rock movement?" [asked by Billy, answer: New York Dolls]

"And then who in Billy's opinion started it?" [asked by Dave, answer: Malcom McClarin]

[Quotes]:

"By the way, Deb, you're driving away, you left your camera in the studio, so I'm going to take a picture down my pants." [Billy]

"But thats like if you're raising a puppy, and then sometimes you give it love and sometimes you smack it, it just doesn't know what to do with itsself, and this poor guys calling up, you're feeling like a puppy right now, aren't ya?" [Dave]

"I'll tell ya this, when we started off I was uncircumcized, and uh, I'll tell ya now I can be buried in a Jewish cemetary." [Dave, refering to the "manicure" pictures from Messy Stench's show]

"So there's two girls in there, I have to go, so I get on the pot, and in comes Dave behind me, pulls up a chair and sits next to me and stares at me, on the pot, and then says 'Can I wait for the wipe?'" [Terri, which happened at the CF Tsunami show]

"I'll tell ya something, I get naked, and I've got a banana hanging, so its all encompasing. It's only one, but it's a hell of a banana." [Dave]

"Matt, are we losing you again tomorrow? Where are you going, Japan? Dude, listen, get me some sneakers." [Billy]

"Billy, that accent gets you laid, so don't worry about your voice." [Terri]
"That's what I say, and it gets me laid because I'm friends with him." [Dave, everybody laughs]

"I'll be honest with you, I never saw Bow Wow Wow, but when the song came out and the video came out, I used to watch that video and masterbate all the time. That's my little story." [Dave]
"Is there anything you don't masterbate to? It comes out pretty much any time." [Terri]
"There's nothing Navarro won't masterbate to." [Billy]
"Dave, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but probably that's what a lot of men did, or young boys at the time, and I was unaware of that until I got into my 20's." [Anabella]
"I'll tell ya something, I was a young man once." [Dave]
"I was a virgin when I did that." [Anabella]
"So was I." [Billy]
"Not for long!" [Terri]
"So it was kind've weird to be told that years later, ya know." [Anabella]
"But it must be flattering to hear that, right? I mean I'm sitting here with two women .." [Dave]
"But he does that when I call him up as well, he goes 'Billy, I'm doing it now.'" [Billy]
"I'll be honest with you, I'm sitting here with two women I used to think about and masterbate all the time. Oh yeah, both of you two." [Dave]
"There's nothing like Navarro, is there?" [Billy]
"Yeah, don't sugar coat it Dave, just tell it like it is." [Terri]
"Just saying, just saying, you guys helped me get through the awkward years." [Dave]

"In fact, you know what I'd love to do is have Dave do an extra half-hour and get in my car and listen to him. I would love that. Ain't gonna happen." [Billy]
"Hey, no problem! Are you kidding? Ask TK. Hey, that's no problem. Half-hour, that's all you want? I'll give you an hour. Dude, let me tell you something, they turn this thing over to me, you're going to go down there, go to your 'vent and you'll be able to hear on the way home too." [Dave]