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[Girls From The Weekly]:
They tried to call Crystal again, and yet they were unable to get her again, so they left a message. She called back a few minutes later, after Dave was hung up on. She shared a story about this one 19 yr old guy pays them $100 for her and her friends to wear stoletto heels and kick him between the legs.
The first girl they called, which Dave actually picked, Maleah, did hang up on them before he finished explaining why they were calling. This was his first hang up and he was insulted.
[Questions]:
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[Quotes]:
"Why don't you guys just put a can in here, with a string on it, and have it go out and hang another can in the middle of the Grove or something and we'll reach more people that way. Two cans and a string dude, c'mon!" [Dave]
"You know, when they say it's independent radio, that's what they mean." [Billy]
"It really is, it really is independent. B-Y-O-H." [Dave]
"Bring Your Own Headphones." [Billy]
"That's right. B-Y-O-M, Bring Your Own Music." [Dave]
"Did you any? B-Y-O-M?" [Billy]
"No, but I B-Y-O-T, which is Brought my Own Testitcles." [Dave]
"That was handy. Because every week you forget them and you look really odd when you walk in." [Billy]
"I heard that Ron Jeremy will be doing a sequel called The sperminal." [Dave, to Simara after she brought up "The Terminal"]
[During Girls From The Weekly]:
"For those of you who weren't listening, every girl I've picked has put the phone down on me which says something. What does it say?" [Billy]
"It just says that you don't exube theramones like you once used to. Does it say that? I guess theramones don't really go over airwaves." [Dave]
"I don't even know what theramone is." [Billy]
"I don't either but I think it has something to do with that, bees have them. Bees are attracted to them or something." [Dave]
"Bee's? [laughs] I have got lots of those." [Billy]
"It's like that sexual chemistry energy chemical non-abrasive thing that goes into the air that either you turn people on or you don't." [Dave]
"So what you're saying is I don't?" [Billy]
"No, what I'm saying is yours don't travel through the phone lines." [Dave]
"You know what though Crystal, we have decided that The Girlfriend Experience is a great name for a band. I think Dave and I, we're going to start yet another band cuz we haven't got enough going on already .." [Billy]