Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[01/14/06]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Guest(s)] Jackie
[Phone Ins]: Johnny Navarro

[Absentees]: Donovan and Matt were out for unknown reasons.

Dave shared that, while in RHCP, they were up for a Grammy, and at the show everyone nominated in that category was sitting in the same general area. When Eddie Vedder accepted the award for Pearl Jam, he said that the award actually didn't mean anything, but it meant something to Dave, so he would've taken it if he didn't want it.

A caller tried his luck in stumping Dave at movie quotes. One was originally from "Crimes and Misdemeanors," but said it was Dave quoting it in "Three Days."

When they were on the phone with Johnny, he and Dave had several exchanges of movie quotes, actually talking to each other using movie quotes. Johnny was also apparently in the bathroom during this time. He also wanted advice as to whether or not he should allow his ex, who is a prostitute, in his home and have her "do business" during the day. He slipped on air and said "sucking dick," which was the third slip up on todays show.

[Quotes]:

"Did you see Heath Ledger got squirted badly in Australia on the press line?" [Billy]
"Someone blew a load on him?" [Dave, laughs]
"I cannot believe we're there within the first 15 minutes. Squirted, I said squirted." [Billy]
"By Jake Gyllenhaal? Is that the directors cut of Brokeback Mountain?" [Dave]

[On the subject of iPod jeans:]
"Actually, it's very Heath Ledger." [Billy]
"It's very Heath. Are you gonna get them?" [Dave]
"No, what do I look like? Keith? Do I look like Keith Ledger?" [Billy]
"Well, I don't know, you got a tight little back end like he does." [Dave, Billy laughs]

"Now you are actually sitting in the bathroom thinking about these scenes." [Billy]
"I'm sitting in the bathroom and I'm thinking about Demi Moore talking to Tom Cruise about convincing Jack Nicholson to give himself up." [Johnny]

"Let's throw caution to the wind, just don't swear people, because at this point, Billy and I are going to owe the FCC our first born." [Dave]

"If I want to watch fabrications, I'll watch Fox News." [Dave, after a caller discussed the story of the Exorcism of Emily Rose being fabricated]

"We've done this a million times, but I'm going to reiterate. We walk in, Dave and I walk up, we order coffee, we say, this is what we say Jackie, 'Hi, can we have two small coffees please?' She looks at us and says 'Would you like a bagel or a muffin with that?' Now, Dave said to me, I would've mentioned..." [Billy]
"I'm pretty sure I would've mentioned if I wanted that." [Dave]
"At the end of two small coffees, we would say, 'and two bagels.'" [Billy]
"They're trying to, it's just like when you go to the movies and they try and get you to do the value.." [Jackie]
"Enough with the questions." [Billy]
"'Would you like an extra large? For an extra quarter we could fill that up,' you know what, no, I don't. You want to sell me something for a quarter that's going to make me pee twelve times during the movie, and then miss it, that's a scam. And then I've got to come back and buy another ticket and see it again because I missed half of it, urinating because I've got a 52 ounce drink for a quarter? Please." [Dave]
"And that size is obscene, by the way." [Billy]
"It's embarassing to hold something like that. You might as well just wear a t-shirt that says 'gluttonous' on it. 'Oh, I'll take the 52 ouncer for an extra quarter and twelve hot dogs.'" [Dave]

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