[Questions]:

For tickets to see "The Ringer":
"What film is the following line from? 'I love the rain, it washes memories off the sidewalks of life.'" [asked by Dave, answer: Taxi Driver]

movie line: "'Understand. The first word I ever heard from you, from any of you, was that word. Understand.'" [asked by Dave, answer: Mommy Dearest]

[Quotes]:

"Thanks for joining us for another edition of 'What's going on on KROQ'. Let's hear what they're playing on the right." [Dave, after they stopped a Circulus track]

"I was never much of a martini guy, I always felt like.. but when I'm like 65, I'm thinking of kicking back and having brandies and martinis only." [Dave]
"See when I'm 65, I'm thinking about moving to the hills of Chang Mai, with an opium pipe and a pound of opium. Ya know, either retirement plan works for me." [Billy]

"Let me put it this way, it doesn't matter about anything other than the package, and the package is looking nice, all right? So just be complimented..." [Billy, about the paper doll of Dave]
"But see my fear is that people who know me are going to know that everything else is obviously bigger, so that..." [Dave]
"And why are you wearing striped stockings?" [Donovan]
"Well, I always wear those. That's the only thing that's accurate. But my fear is that they're gonna think the package is obviously inflated too, and it's..." [Dave]
"I've seen it, not inflated at all." [Deb]
"Where have you seen my package? Oh I sent it to her, ok." [Dave]
"Dave sends a picture to all his close friends." [Billy]
"Well ya know, there's certain angles that gets captured and you're proud and you gotta share them. Magical angles. It's that Alfred Hitchcock depth of field thing working for me." [Dave]
"Very happy you're a friend of mine, glad you're in my life, by the way here's a picture of my package." [Billy, laughs]
"That's his Christmas card." [Donovan]
"You know what you do, what you do is you get really fat and then you put a huge stomach in the foreground. It's an Alfred Hitchcock joke.. It was funny before I explained it." [Dave]

"It's nice to have you here, Deb. A little female action on the other side of the table there." [Billy]
"You know what, that's why this is going so well tonight, all you need is a female in the room and men are happy." [Donovan]
"Always, because a female makes you up your game. It's really true." [Dave]
"It's subconscious, we're not even trying to impress Deb, but we are. Are we?" [Donovan]
"No, I am. I'm legitamately trying. Am I doing well?" [Dave]
"We got a thumbs up from Deb." [Billy]
"She's impressed." [Dave]
"I'm always impressed." [Deb]
"I know you are baby, god you're so hot." [Dave]