Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[01/01/05]

[In Studio]: Dave, Billy
[Weather]: none, they couldn't get ahold of Carmen

[Absentees]: Technically everybody due to the holiday.

This show was pre-recorded by Dave and Billy on 12/22/04.

Dave shared his Playboy Mansion story from 1997 where he was banned for doing drugs and writing messages in his blood. He has since been allowed back in and had made plans to go on New Years Eve.

They were upset that, since the show was pre-recorded, that they were under the impression that it was to air on New Years Eve instead of New Years Day within the first 7 minutes. And after realizing that it took so little time, they went on a "fuck" rant, and were relieved because it could be edited before airing.

The first caller of the night wanted Dave to give Billy a big kiss for her, which they faked the sounds of on air, and from then on Dave kept making horny noises with other callers throughout the show, even when leaving a message for Carmen.

Billy briefly mentioned the time he was mugged by 7 or 8 "brothers" over a pair of shoes while on the Cult tour in Chicago, and when they asked him how much they were worth he actually say "they're worth more than what you've got in your pockets." Dave said he felt the proper response would've been "I'm not sure, would you like to have them?"

A stripper, named Erin, called in and Dave was trying to get her to come by the studio to put on a show, and when she declined he then offered to hire her to come to his house to dance for him and Carmen, which Dave ended up declining because she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Their lovely conversation ended with Dave saying if they were together, he would not be playing Halo like her boyfriend, but rather be pulled over with his face in her lap. He was very aroused by talking to her, as Billy confirmed.

One caller, Misty, called in and wanted to wish "The Camp Freddy Guys" a happy new year, and so they started yelling to each other in the studio as if they were someone else trying to get Dave and Billy to take the call.

The tried calling Carmen again, and got her voicemail again, so Dave wanted Billy to leave her a message. He started out by saying there was something wrong with Dave and he jumped in to stop him there because she freaks out with things like that.

[Girls From The Weekly]:

This week started with Caitlin, and she shared a bad experience where she was called up for a job, and since she had a bodyguard with her, the guy and his friends sent the dogs out after her.

The second girl, Mercedes, which Billy called, hung up on them before they finished explaining why they were calling. Then they called Tessa and Carmen, who are barely legal, shared a story about how they've had stalkers from "in-calls."

Billy tried his luck again, and the number just kept ringing. Dave then picked Terri, but wanted Billy to introduce them to her. He then admitted it was Terri Nunn and he was trying to "punk" Billy.

[Questions]:

none

[Quotes]:

"And I tell my wife, 'Look, Billy's got a thick english accent and being his friend makes me cooler. I've got an english friend.' It's awesome, it makes me a hot shot around town." [Dave, when they're discussing how their wives don't see why they always take each others calls]

[when talking to a caller named Annie that they thought looked really hot]
"Do you have a picture on my space? You've got to hop to that." [Dave]
"You do, you do, because then we can see what you look like. Then we can get all hot and .." [Billy]
"Yeah 'cuz Billy and I like to masterbate and look at pictures on myspace." [Dave]

"We've got to get a camera in here Dave, we've got to get a camera in here 'cuz they don't know what we're laughing at." [Billy]
"For those of you who don't know what we're laughing at, Billy just pulled his penis out." [Dave, Billy starts cracking up]

"I've got some stuff to talk to you about Billy. First of all, I think that you and I are both going to hell. And since we're going to hell, let's call another one of these girls in the back of the Weekly." [Dave]

"You know when Billy gets silent, Billy doesn't want to get involved in anything." [Billy, after Dave brought up Tommy Lee's recent Blender interview that's negative towards Vince Neil]

"You know what, I love that, and I've never heard that expression before, but I would buy that for a dollar if that was going." [Billy, after Carmen (the hooker) said she offers a GFE (girlfriend experience)]
"I don't think it's a dollar." [Dave, laughs]
"No, I'd buy that for a few dolalrs." [Billy, laughs]

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