[Quotes]:

"What makes you laugh, Dave Navarro?" [Billy]
"Uh, what makes me laugh? The pain of others. No, I'm joking. I'm joking! Look at you, look at this guy! He loves it. Laughing and clapping over there." [Dave]
"That's so funny. That's why I love you. Because that is your response eventhough he doesn't mean it." [Billy]
"I'm looking for, ya know, obviously the most inappropriate response to that question." [Dave]

"But the fact that all four of them scream out at you at once, 'HELLO!' You walk in, it's like that, right? And for me, like I don't need that much attention, they may as well be screaming out, 'Hey, we noticed that you're all alone at 2 in the morning and have an eating disorder, come on in! We might as well point that out. Hey, everybody, this guy is all alone, he can't sleep and he's hungry.'" [Dave, about the employees at Pink Berry]
"And he's got food issues!" [Billy]
"'Food issues! Hello! Hello!'" [Dave]

"What are you two doing?" [Billy]
"I'm just checking out Jess, man. For those of you who don't know Indie's own Jessica right here, she is easy on the eyes, right?." [Dave]
"She is, she is." [Billy]
"It's why we're here every week. The only reason." [Dave, Billy laughs]
"Yeah, right." [Jessica]
"It really is. ... Put it this way, how many shows did I use to miss versus the amount of shows I miss now? None. You like that?" [Dave]
"Aww. I do." [Jessica]