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[Quotes]:
"She stepped on my back to pick up her Grammy. Way to go Alanis! And then took my old bass player." [Dave]
"You know, we could always call up Mark Burnett and put up that Rockstar show back together." [Dave, to Matt; everyone laughs]
"Dave, they all ready called us, I think." [Matt]
"Did they really? Like within 5 minutes! That's awesome!" [Dave]
"Let me set this straight, all right? We've all ready had sex with that girl. We're not thinking about her, she's the last one in the, we're thinking about every other chick in that place. The waitress, the table next to you, the bartender, whoever else is somebody that we didn't have sex with, that's who you should be freaked out by." [Dave, to Jessica]
"What I think you should do is take the girl that you're with and take the ex and take them back in the alley and make them fight it out." [Todd]
"Yeah, but what's the point? That way they're both..." [Dave]
"Entertainment for me, that's what the point is." [Todd]
"That's entertainment, and that way they're both occupied while you can peruse for other numbers. Look at the look Jessica is giving me, she can't believe, it's true. When I run into an ex-girlfriend, I'm like 'oh, boy, I sure would like to get that baggage and pain and misery back.' I'm thinking about the clean, shiny new one that I don't even know that I can in my head, mold into somebody perfect and ideal." [Dave]
"You're not thinking of the wreckage you created, you're thinking of the wreckage you're going to create." [Todd]
"Exactly." [Dave]
"Steve Isaacs. That doesn't insult me. He's an amazing singer. ... Well, Steve fell in love and moved to New York. But if we're talking Velvet Revolver dollars, he could reconsider." [Dave, laughs, to a caller who suggested Steve as the new singer of VR]