[Questions]:

movie audio clip: looking for the name of the movie and the actor who says it. [asked by Todd, answer: It's A Wonderful Life, Lionel Barrymore]

For something "beyond your wildest dreams":
movie line, name the actor: "Help me, help me, I'm a wounded duck. Fix my broken wing." [asked by Dave, answer: Dabney Coleman]

[Quotes]:

About disposing of a body after a threesome:
"You know what I like to do in those cases? Say I'm a size 10 shoe, Iwear a size 13 boot. Throws them off the trail." [Dave, laughs]

To the husband of Nurse Venus at Crazy Girls:
"I gotta tell ya that hearing her child crying in the background is going to make it a little less hot for me." [Dave]

"I wonder if there's ever an oppurtunity of a mother and daughter act coming up there." [Todd, about Nurse Venus]
"Coming up. You know what dude..." [Dave]
"Nurse Venus and Mars." [Todd]
"I'll tell you something, if Nurse Venus is nursing, that could be a hell of an act." [Dave]
"I'd like to see Nurse Venus nursing at Crazy Girls." [Todd]
"That'd be awesome!" [Dave, both laugh]

"I know it sounds romantic in hindsight, but to actually live it was horrible." [Dave, about spending Christmas eve at Cheetas]
"Romantically tragic." [Todd]
"Yeah, exactly, romantically tragic. But back in the day, not so romantic." [Dave]
"What was worse about it is they were playing Daniel Johnston songs for the strippers to dance to. "You know and most strippers have plans on Christmas Eve, so it wasn't like, ya know it wasn't the top tier." [Dave]
"It was the graveyard shift." [Todd]