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[Sex & Love Advice]:
The first caller was a woman who said she hadn't had a relationship for 6 years, and now that she's in one, she doesn't want to be. Dave and Billy questioned it, asking if she really didn't want it or if she was just scared of it. She admitted she was a little scared, but the best advice they gave her was to stick in it for a while longer and if she later decides it's not for her, then "bounce."
Next, they received another female caller who was unable to find a boyfriend. Dave asked where she's tried to meet guys, and went on to say that he personally hadn't met many women in bars. He also suggested eHarmony, which the caller responded she had a horrible experience with because she only recieved profiles of older men.
[Quotes]:
"But you know what, we're so blessed to have that in our lives, yet I still want to kill somebody in traffic." [Dave]
"Oh, yeah, don't get me started. Don't get me started." [Billy]
"'Don't get me started, mate.'" [Dave]
"Followed someone the other day, ya know..." [Billy]
"You followed someone? Out of rage and anger?" [Dave]
"Let's move on from that." [Billy]
"English rage. 'For God sake man, I'm coming after ya Lassie.' That's my Manchester..." [Dave]
"What the hell was that? 'We're coming after ya lassie.' That's Scottish, by the way." [Billy]
"Well you know my theory of, we've talked about this, my, I'm gonna go to hell. Nevermind." [Dave]
"Can we? Can we on air?" [Billy]
"My 9-11 theory. It was perpertrated by the Arabic Screen Actors Guild, because they know once that happened a bunch of roles would open up in Hollywood playing terrorists. Come on, I'm just saying ever since 9-11 there are more Arabs in films than anywhere else in the world, am I wrong? Am I wrong?" [Dave]
"Dave. When you go here, we normally get a seven year old call up and go, 'Hello? Can I speak to Dave, and hear Green Day,' and then you feel bad." [Billy]
"Well I don't feel bad because it's humor." [Dave]
"Right, I have a track. I have a track." [Billy]
"Dude, from the looks of your arms, you've got many tracks." [Dave]