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[Quotes]:
"Time to call Guiness Book of World Records, because that was the longest commercial break in broadcast history." [Dave]
"Would I reconcile with my wife for a three way? What are you, some kind've jackass?" [Dave, to a caller]
"You know what happens is you end up smoking more because you're afraid it's going to burn out on you and then what happens? You get sick faster." [Dave, about the new cigarettes]
"Ah, you see you're on it. This is the invention. This is by design." [Billy]
"Dude, this is racial cleansing. I know it." [Dave]