Live: Camp Freddy-NotForNothing.net

[01/06/07]

[In Studio]: Dave
[Guest(s)]: Alektra Blue, Joe & Chessa Sibb
[Phone-Ins]: Billy

[Absentees]: Matt was likely working with Velvet Revolver, and Donovan was out for an unknown reason.

Billy opened the show with Dave, but left about 20 minutes in because his father-in-law was in a car accident.

Kicking off the show, they shared what each did in Las Vegas on New Years. Since Dave was hosting a party, he had the option of counting down, which he did with two cocktail waitresses, one of which he made out with after the countdown to kick off the new year.

When Alektra was on, they spent a lot of time talking about the upcoming AVN Awards, answering questions, and mentioned she will be the first star featured in an interactive Point of View video.

After Alektra left, Dave was on his own so he decided to take several calls, and even a few song requests so long as they had something interesting to say. One caller even tricked him into a "Deez Nuts." Another was a plumber who had a request, so Dave took the oppurtunity to ask him about the worst thing he's dealt with as a plumber. He said it was when he went to a college and "literally dookie was pouring out of the ground like a volcano."

[Sex & Love Advice]:

The only caller, Leah, was calling for advice because the first time her current boyfriend went down on her, she made a suggestion which he resented, so she was wondering if it were wrong of her to say that. Dave's only real advice was just to have open communication with your partner.

[Questions]:

For some random prize:
movie line: "I don't understand why this place would be closed during the winter, it seems that the scheme would be fantastic." [asked by Dave, answer: The Shining]

[Quotes]:

"Yeah, but it figures that the only girl to tell me that she loves me in the past year, you've gotta tell me she's crazy. Thanks a lot." [Dave, to a caller]

".. I wanna plug you, and then I realised that's probably not the best way to put it." [Dave, to Alektra, asking her about what she's currently up to]

"Dude, do you not have an internet connection? It's like he's jerking off right now. 'Tell me about her skin! Yeah, does she have uh, what color is her skin?' You know what I mean? He's like jerking off listening to me describe her. 'I'm almost finished holmes. Almost finished holmes.'" [Dave, to a caller who asked him to describe Alektra]

"I've never witnessed it in the act, but I think it's hot when two guys kiss." [Alektra]
"I don't know dude, the nine or ten times I've tried, I just couldn't get into it. You know, they say the eleventh time is the charm." [Dave, everybody laughs]

"And in the meantime, my boy Billy, my partner, UCLA Emergency Room, so if anybody wants to go hang out with Billy Morrison go on down to UCLA Emergency Room and he'll be there." [Dave]

"You're probably a winner in life, but you're not a winner of a prize. Sorry about that. That was a positive spin though right? That was a positive spin I put on there right?" [Dave, to a caller]

"Hey Sara, do you like tapes or CD's? Well CD's nuts in your mouth, bitch!" [Dave, to a caller]

"My idea is, I'm going to call you from my cell phone on tour, and just open my phone and leave it in the back lounge of Tommy's bus, and then just go away." [Dave]
"I just want to see the youtube videos that you're going to be throwing up there." [Joe]

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