[Questions]:

For a basket of Bed Head products:
"Movie line, here we go: 'OK, Earth, Wind, and Fire. Charles, Jefferson and little brother. I'll let you know as soon as I hear anything.'" [asked by Dave, answer: Fast Times at Ridgemont High]

[Quotes]:

"How ya doing? This is Dave. ... I'm awesome dude, Happy Holidays. Billy's in the bathroom taking a holiday tinkle, but he'll be back momentarily." [Dave, when talking to a caller]

"Here's the funny thing, is that I was at Todd's house, mutual friend of ours, our mate, at his house and he goes 'Dude, my wife needs your address because she wants to send you this card.' I'm in his house, he's holding it up and showing it to me, and I go, 'Well, I'm here, I'm right here, just give it to me.' He's like 'No, we have to send it.' I go, 'But dude, I'm in your home, I'm looking at it, it's in your hand, it's made out to me, just put it in my hand.'" [Dave]

"You know what's funny, is somewhere on somebody's phone, somewhere around the world, someone has selected all and then gone through and deselected like a few. That's a bummer. 'I don't want to send that to him.' 'She hates me, I'm not sending that to her.' 'So let's deselect these two, and her, and send. Oh no wait, there's another one! Goddammit.'" [Dave, about texting a holiday message]

"Take another one. Hello?" [Dave, taking another caller for the question]
"Hello, you need an answer?" [caller]
"Well, do you have hair?" [Billy]
"I got hair on my nuts." [caller, Dave and Billy laugh]
"You win anyway just for that answer." [Billy]

"I can't have you just going down to Area and popping people in the bathroom." [Billy]
"I didn't actually connect, I swung." [Dave]
"Oh, you swung and you didn't connect?" [Billy]
"He's like 8 feet tall I couldn't even reach him dude. Come on, what do you want? He swung back and he missed me too. It was just a lot of swinging. It was one of those. 'Cuz well, here's the thing, is he was completely drunk." [Dave]
"'You wanna take this outside?' One of them?" [Billy]
"They guy was wasted, and I can't fight, so between the two of us, nobody connected. It's like a drunk guy who can fight and a sober guy who can't, it was just arms, then security came and the whole thing, and they bounced him." [Dave, everyone laughs]

"Ooh. There's nothing I like better than making love to someone when it feels like I'm looking in a mirror." [Dave, to a caller after comparing her eye brows to his]

"What are you laughing at, Darren?" [Dave]
"I'm giddy tonight." [Darren]
"I don't know if it's giddy as much as it's gay. No, that's what happens dude when you get here at 10 AM and stay here til what, 9?" [Dave]

"It's harder to get on this program than it is to book a flight into outer space." [Dave, referring to the AVN awards]
"Yeah, absolutely. You've got your seat into outer space that took a year of work to get hosting that." [Billy]
"Yeah, I just called up NASA, like 'Dude, I wana go to space,' they're like 'OK, you're in.' This, I had to give them DNA and blood and tinker with the human genome." [Dave]

"I can guarantee you that Tommy's bus is going to be more ridiculous than AVN. AVN's gonna warm me up to prepare for Tommy's bus. His bus is going to be more out of control than this event." [Dave]