[Questions]:
For a pair of tickets to the Halloween party:
"Name the following artist." [asked by Dave, answer: Snow]

[Quotes]:

".. It's not that I, ya know, Asians are awesome. If it wasn't for Asians, I wouldn't have a computer." [Dave, referring to people in front of him at the Coffee Bean]

".. That's a half of a day of my life that's been destroyed, collectively." [Dave, about being told who won Project Runway before he got to watch any of it]
"It's been taken, ripped from you, your life." [Billy]
"Half of a day. I might as well die a half of a day earlier. You know what I'm saying dude? Like, whenever date the Grim Reaper has set, just move it up 12 hours, I don't need them! They're gone." [Dave]

"I'm sorry, but there's a television on" [Billy, after not responding to a callers comment]
"Tonight at 10." [Dave]
"No, someone just jumped off a building, and it was really bad." [Billy]
"Someone jumped off a building and it was really bad? Oh, it was bad this time?" [Dave, laughs]
"As opposed?" [Darren, laughs]
"As opposed to the last time which was kind've OK." [Billy]
"The time before, not the time before but the time before, two times ago, that was awesome! That was the ill! That was a blast!" [Dave]

"Billy and Dave, going to the Oscars, as seat fillers." [Dave]
"You know what, I officially offer my services as a seat filler for the Oscars. I think that would be fun." [Billy]
"Except for when whoever you're sitting there for comes back from the bathroom, you gotta go into the lobby." [Dave, everyone laughs]
"That's exactly how it could be fun. You'd be sitting there, they'd come back and you'd be like 'What are you talking about? It's my seat now.'" [Billy]
"Billy Morrison, Mr. DiCaprio has to go urinate, would you mind sitting down please?" [Dave, everybody laughs]

".. This is not just some random dude, rolling up on you at Area, at a nightclub, I don't know what the hell, ya know they sell condoms on the counter. Ya know, there's like the guy, he's handing out towels and cologne and gum and condoms, I don't know what this guy's intention is. I'm holding my penis and he wants to have a chat, are you kidding me?" [Dave]

"Ya know I take my cock out all the time." [Dave, after saying "cock" on air as if he were talking about a rooster]
"Take it for a walk? Let it stretch it's legs?" [Billy]
"It's plucky." [Dave]
"It's plucky? You've got a plucky cock." [Billy]
"My cock's got a pecker on it." [Dave, Billy cracks up]
"Once again we're talking about the rooster." [Darren]
"So yeah, 'Dave, will you talk to my wife?' Sure. But 'Dave, will you talk to my wife with your cock in your hand?' Not so much, don't think so. Am I going to get in trouble here?" [Dave]
"Um, I don't know, we're talking about your pet rooster here. I just want to make sure, otherwise I'll press the button." [Darren]

"But dude, settle on something because you know, the idea behind scary music is that it's scary, it doesn't keep changing." [Dave, to Darren]