[Sex & Love Advice]:

Dave was bringing this back since he was flying solo this week. But the caller who initiated this had a problem. His girlfriend was pleasuring him orally, and he let a fart out, and then she didn't call him back and he was wondering if that could be why she left him. Dave said based on the info he had, he said probably yes.

Next, a guy asked how to go about having casual sex and feeling ok about it. Dave said that some people are like that, and some aren't, but when it comes down to it, the best thing to do is to be honest.

After a song, Dave shared a little insight into a question he received during the song. He shared that in a break-up, "the guys generally go out, they're hanging with their boys, they're doing six months of casual dating, casual sex, they're living it up, it's a big kick for them, they're playing poker, they're going to the clubs, and in about six months time, they start to get bored of it. The girl on the other hand spent that time going through the grieving process and putting her life back together so by the time that the guy realises that his life is really just an empty, meaningless shell, the girl is now recovered and literally doesn't want anything to do with him."

[Quotes]:

"Let me put myself in your shoes for a moment there. It's not the first thing that I would do. Dude, I would squeeze that up dude, I would hold that in for the life of me, I'm telling you dude, next time, did you like.. was it an accident?" [Dave, to the first caller in S&L Advice]
"I really don't know if I would.. deadlock that up like Fort Knox my friend. Lock it up!" [Dave, after getting off the phone with the caller]

"Women deal with their pain and their issues right away. There's no hiding and acting it out for them. They get over you and it's done dude. There ain't no getting it back." [Dave, after his break-up insight]
"Well we're taught not to show our emotions, boys don't cry, called the 'Boys Don't Cry Syndrome.'" [Darren]
"Yeah, I don't know about that dude. What are they doing but running away from their emotions when they're acting out like that, know what I mean? They're up in the strip clubs, up in the night clubs, they're playing poker, they're eating three gallons of ice cream at 4 in the morning in the dark, what? No, I didn't actually say that, did I? Maybe they're not generally doing that, but I'm doing that." [Dave, laughs]

"Oh lord. You know what, let me just be honest with you. I just used the google engine to view pictures of this Danielle Gamba of which you speak, and I gotta tell ya something. I think it's clearly the fault of the promoter because she couldn't possibly do any wrong. Look at this thing. Clearly somebody else screwed up because Danielle, my dear, you could do no, my lord. Is that an actual human being?" [Dave, to Mike after saying she missed an event in NY]
"Yeah, I bet they're not happy. But Danielle, if you're listening, I would be happy to fly you out for a little opening of my own that I'm having." [Dave]

"Midnight, I don't think I'm gonna make it, plus there's this girl on myspace who invited me to her birthday party in Chinatown. By the time I get down there, they're going to rename it Vaginatown, WHAT?! Ho! You can't say that." [Dave, to Billy]

"My day was crazy. I'm a new parent. So I have an eight month old son, so it was basically the first time today with him for an entire 24 hour period other than this." [Todd, after Dave mentioned he looked mad when he let him in]
"Really? How'd you feel about it, how'd that take to you?" [Dave]
"Um, I could see why people throw their kids out the window?" [Todd]
"Consider that a notch taken up my friends. That's a notch! ... So where is he now? Is he in the trunk?" [Dave, everybody laughs]