[Quotes]:

"We should have Drive A play with Camp Freddy one of these days. All right, so we will hook that up. And we will make it a public show." [Dave]
"That's what I'm saying. Well, it's about time, Dave, we did one of those and you know what? It's about time we did a charity. I feel it coming on, I feel us doing" [Billy]
"Whoa, easy, easy there pal. Let me tell you something, we keep doing charity shows, there's going to be one for us. I'm all ready homeless. Did you see that? It came full circle dude." [Dave]

"... But I was going through my personal myspace profile just now, while we were listening, and I get these messages from people: 'What does it take to be in your top friends list? Do I need to have blonde hair and big tits?' The answer is, yes, you do. Frankly, it's my profile page. 'Do I have to have silicon in order to be in your top friends?' Uh, yes, yes, you do." [Dave]

"Put your wife on, I'll put the pipe into her myself." [Dave, to a caller who said he didn't get the "pipe" into Atlanta]

"You wanna talk about a non-safe life? Tune into Jericho." [Billy, discussing TV shows with Dave]
"Jericho's lame. Dude, the title alone is gay. 'Ooh, did you catch the new Jericho? He's hot.'" [Dave]
"And Grey's Anatomy's not? 'Yo, dude, you seen Grey's Anatomy?'" [Billy]
"Dude, it's compelling medical information, but it's also about the relationships among the peers. It gets into the heart dude." [Dave]

"Let me just tell you something, because I don't want to be doing the show seven years from now and have you come in and go, 'Guess what I've gotten into! It's fantastic." [Dave, trying to get Billy to give Grey's Anatomy a chance]

"I'm so lost, turn that thing off." [Billy, about "Google It Man"]
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That was the ill." [Dave]

"Billy, play your little track, I've got something for us to jam here in the studio." [Dave, playing the Fergie track]
"Yeah, excellent. You just play Zodiac, and we'll just be over here." [Billy]
"You know what, I'll tell you why, because "Zodiac Mindwarp," is that what you're playing? That'll create the illusion that we're edgy, alternative rockers, but in the studio we'll be rockin' a little Fergie." [Dave]