[Girls From The Weekly]:

True to their word, shortly after the show began they started calling girls from the LA Weekly. The first one they tried hung up on them, and the second was talking to Dave some, but when he mentioned he was from the radio looking to get an on air massage, she hung up. They gave it one more shot, and she also hung up pretty quickly. Out of frustration, Dave said he needed his cell phone and he would call some numbers.

They tried again after a track, and they had some luck with a girl named Sarah who was thinking of which of her girls she could send out to the studio, so they went to a track to iron out the details. When they came back, they shared that they were denied because they couldn't use plastic, and that it was a cash only business.

[Quotes]:

"Do you ever worry, you know I was doing an interview with somebody recently about fear, which is something that you and I can talk for hours about." [Dave]
"Yeah. I have no idea about anything to do with fear." [Billy]
"No, I mean just like being schooled about it, and knowing where it stems from, and overcoming it and so forth, and she was asking me about fear of death, and I, ya know, we're all gonna die and I wasn't afraid of death, and then I realised there's going to be certain elements of technology that eventually I'm going to miss out on. So now I'm terrified, you know what I mean?" [Dave]
"Terrified at what area of technology you're going to leave and what you're going to miss out on." [Billy]
"Think about how many people missed out on the internet. Just because they happen to be some, the forces of nature cause them to be born..." [Dave]
"Yeah, that's a bummer. As long as I get to experience space boots, ya know where you can just put some boots on and just like jet around." [Billy]

"Let's play a song, this one's dedicated to my darling wife who is actually, hopefully cleaning the kitchen or some such domesticity." [Billy]
"Oh my god, that was like, I don't even know where to beging analyzing that statement." [Dave]
"You kind've ruined the dedication." [Darren, the engineer]
"Up the hill, then down the hill again. You know what, let me tell you something, you're going to be worse off now than if you just ignored the whole thing." [Dave, everybody's laughing]
"That was a car crash man." [Darren]
"Hey darling, they're loving my dedication to you." [Billy]
"Hey Jen, Jen, by the way, the Hummer needs a wash so I've got a dedication for you right after this. This one's going out to Billy's wife because my car needs a wax." [Dave]
"Hey! She's texting me, hold on. Ok, check this out, I can't say it, but it says A-hole on my IM." [Billy, everybody laughs]
"Billy, you are rapidly approaching the 5 in the morning drive home by yourself. Let me tell ya, it gets lonely driving home at 5 AM." [Dave]

"When Dave Navarro gets there, I think that's going to be kind've when the show peaks. It's going to peak there and then burn out after that. Oh, he can try and bring Russel Crowe down, but ya know, at the end of the day." [Dave, about Tom Green's show]

"Didn't you say 'what's wrong with your eye?'" [Billy, as Dave talks about talking to a girl who winks after every sentance]
"No, but see I realised, this is not a racist statement, but I realised that if I was a black guy, I could've said that." [Dave]
"Well, why?" [Billy]
"'Cuz I could've gone 'Damn girl, what up with your eye?' 'Cuz they would say that." [Dave]

"... I won't steer you wrong. Do you have DirecTV at home?" [Dave]
"No, Adelphia." [Billy]
"Go to Adelphia, go to MSNBC tonight, get some curry, I'm telling you something, it'll be the night of your life. You'll have" [Dave]
"He literally, he literally fell asleep on his own sentence. He's talking, and he's staring at me, and he literally fell asleep listening to himself." [Billy, laughs]
"You're going to have the night of your life, let me tell you." [Dave]
"Dave, I've never seen you do that. You fell asleep listening to your own sentence." [Billy]
"I know, that was really, that was strange, I admit it." [Dave]